General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)

[ADevilYouKhow]

Matt Gaetz says he isn't coming back to Congress — POLITICO

“I'm still going to be in the fight, but it's going to be from a new perch,” Gaetz said Friday.

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[Blackfyre]

NEW from
@dianafalzone
: Matt Gaetz and Pete Hegseth misled Trump about the extent of the allegations against them, insiders say

“Gaetz got caught.”

Gaetz initially denied the claims against him to Trump, but the contents of the ethics report were deemed to be too “heinous” for the transition team to stomach.

Of Matt Gaetz’s future, one Trump source said: “They’ll give him something like an ambassadorship. Give him something to go away. Send his ass to Germany. What do we care?”

Pete Hegseth initially told the Trump team he did not have any past scandals.

Then, it was revealed he was accused of sexual assault in 2017 and later paid his accuser to sign an NDA.

The woman who accused Pete Hegseth of sexual assault, an allegation he denies, “will testify if asked” to by the Senate, a source said.

The controversy has put Hegseth’s nomination in jeopardy.

“The staff doesn’t want him,” a source said, and Trump is “annoyed” by the drumbeat of disclosures.

 

[88m3]

 

[MushroomX]

Texas going to be told to bend the fukking knee and kiss the ring when the National Abortion Ban hits the streets; I'm sure Texans have no problem to obey.

 

[AZBeauty]

Laughable. Trump didn't care and probably didn't even ask. Are you corrupt and loyal to me? You got the job.

 

[Uncle Baby Billy]

LMAO he found a new career. Joined up today.

https://www.cameo.com/mattgaetz?qid=1732309317&aaQueryId=c4fe372abc731184189f321664b62b11

 

[XannyWarbucks]

LMAO he found a new career. Joined up today.

https://www.cameo.com/mattgaetz?qid=1732309317&aaQueryId=c4fe372abc731184189f321664b62b11

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

 

[FAH1223]

You can’t make this shid up

 

[FAH1223]

 

[Blackfyre]

Trump taps @SebGorka as deputy assistant to the president and senior director of counterterrorism

 

[hashmander]

for a deep red state south carolina sure has a lot of gay men with influence (2 senators and now a treasury secretary).

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Trump basically doing his fantasy draft.

 

[88m3]

Trump poaching all the talent from the house

 

[Payday23]

LMAO he found a new career. Joined up today.

https://www.cameo.com/mattgaetz?qid=1732309317&aaQueryId=c4fe372abc731184189f321664b62b11