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General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread
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Silky Johnson
The Master Investbreh
It's not just Twitter anymore, Tesla's cars are falling apart; Sugar Cube fragile with a Lithium Battery ready to Explode.
Apollo Kid
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Spidey Man
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When I read this in my head, I don't know if I want to read this in a Tony Stark or debo voice. Maybe Darth Vader.
ADevilYouKhow
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Video Shows Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving' Absolutely Cannot Handle Snow - Jalopnik
Despite its name, Tesla’s so-called “Full Self-Driving” software doesn’t actually make Teslas capable of fully driving themselves. If that sounds like false advertising to you, you’re not the only one. And yet, Tesla is still allowed to use that term and recently decided that anyone with $15,000...
jalopnik.com
ADevilYouKhow
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Nobel laureate Paul Krugman compares Tesla to bitcoin — and says he wouldn't trust Elon Musk to feed his cat
Breathless hype and faith underpin the valuations of both Tesla and bitcoin, but some of Musk's appeal has faded, Krugman said.
markets.businessinsider.com
Krugman petty
TheDarceKnight
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I used to want a Tesla and I'm so glad I didn't buy one. 
He paid $15k for thatVideo Shows Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving' Absolutely Cannot Handle Snow - Jalopnik
Despite its name, Tesla’s so-called “Full Self-Driving” software doesn’t actually make Teslas capable of fully driving themselves. If that sounds like false advertising to you, you’re not the only one. And yet, Tesla is still allowed to use that term and recently decided that anyone with $15,000...
Sounds like Elroy discovering a emotion called, 'Sadness'. 
Now sell more Tesla stock and keep propping up Twitter, we about to enter the 3rd phase of the war against the Liberals!
ADevilYouKhow
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Lawsuit: Twitter failed to pay $136,000 in rent at San Francisco office tower
Musk-led Twitter faces at least three lawsuits alleging it failed to pay bills.
arstechnica.com
Not normal
ADevilYouKhow
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Tesla shares tumble after company misses delivery target
DETROIT (AP) — Shares of Tesla tumbled more than 12% Tuesday on the first full day of trading since the company announced 2022 delivery numbers that fell short of targets. The electric vehicle and solar panel maker's stock closed at $108.10, and it's down just under 70% since the start of last year.
apnews.com