General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[Armchair Militant]

Happy New Year

 

[Silky Johnson]

Happy New Year

You love to see it

 

[MushroomX]

It's not just Twitter anymore, Tesla's cars are falling apart; Sugar Cube fragile with a Lithium Battery ready to Explode.

 

[Apollo Kid]

 

[Bboystyle]

I got my twitter burner account banned by replying directly to Elon saying he's a fakkit snake that should walk into traffic and laughed at his stock going into the dirt.

 

[jerniebert]

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Elon should take the deal… He already lost those a-rabs share of the funding

 

[Spidey Man]

When I read this in my head, I don't know if I want to read this in a Tony Stark or debo voice. Maybe Darth Vader.

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Video Shows Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving' Absolutely Cannot Handle Snow

But don't worry. Full autonomy is just around the corner. It's definitely coming any day now.

jalopnik.com

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Nobel laureate Paul Krugman compares Tesla to bitcoin — and says he wouldn't trust Elon Musk to feed his cat

Breathless hype and faith underpin the valuations of both Tesla and bitcoin, but some of Musk's appeal has faded, Krugman said.

markets.businessinsider.com

Krugman petty

 

[TheDarceKnight]

I used to want a Tesla and I'm so glad I didn't buy one.

 

[that guy]

Video Shows Tesla's 'Full Self-Driving' Absolutely Cannot Handle Snow

But don't worry. Full autonomy is just around the corner. It's definitely coming any day now.

jalopnik.com

He paid $15k for that

 

[MushroomX]

Sounds like Elroy discovering a emotion called, 'Sadness'. Now sell more Tesla stock and keep propping up Twitter, we about to enter the 3rd phase of the war against the Liberals!

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Lawsuit: Twitter failed to pay $136,000 in rent at San Francisco office tower

Musk-led Twitter faces at least three lawsuits alleging it failed to pay bills.

arstechnica.com

Not normal

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Tesla shares tumble after company misses delivery target

DETROIT (AP) — Shares of Tesla tumbled more than 12% Tuesday on the first full day of trading since the company announced 2022 delivery numbers that fell short of targets. The electric vehicle and solar panel maker's stock closed at $108.10, and it's down just under 70% since the start of last year.

apnews.com