General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

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1/25
@bill Grueskin

“I like to sit in on meetings.”

—Elon’s mom, describing how she sits behind Vivek and her son as they contemplate how to cut the federal budget

2/25
@‪Bill Grueskin‬ ‪@bgrueskin.bsky.social‬

https://www.foxbusiness.com/video/636521167112“It’s going to be very easy” she says.

The whole 7 minutes is here. If you can watch all of it, you have a sturdier constitution than I do.

www.foxbusiness.com/video/636521...

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3/25
@‪BabyPortabello/RRicciardi‬ ‪@portabellobaby.bsky.social‬

So she says, blithely to the Fox usiness News Media host, "I don't trust the media." nd the host appears to agree with her - that the media - of which he is a member and THE one she's talking to - is not trustworthy. Sums it all up well, I think.

4/25
@‪Allan Murphy‬ ‪@cullenskink.bsky.social‬

Oh they don't mean THT media (the most popular cable news channel) the mean the OTHER media, the one they don't like that points out awkward things and works from facts, etc etc

5/25
@‪BabyPortabello/RRicciardi‬ ‪@portabellobaby.bsky.social‬

Her son can do no wrong. If he says twitter is THE media, then it is. He's mummy's speshul boi afterall.

6/25
@‪Allan Murphy‬ ‪@cullenskink.bsky.social‬

Mommy's speshul boi is so speshul he made his own media! Some are saying it's quite Nazi in nature now, but mommy says she thinks it's really quite good and all those people are just jealous.

7/25
@‪joedirtinthehole.bsky.social‬ ‪@joedirtinthehole.bsky.social‬

"Very easy" this friggin moron.

8/25
@‪Crash-n-Smash‬ ‪@crashnsmash.bsky.social‬

etween Musk & Hegseth, there seem to be a considerable amount of “Mommy Issues” in Trumpworld.

9/25
@‪mcbexx.bsky.social‬ ‪@mcbexx.bsky.social‬

dd Jesse Watters to the list.

10/25
@‪HoldMyPomPomsbytches‬ ‪@desertlove.bsky.social‬

JF. She's still breastfeeding that doughy boy.

11/25
@‪veryblueinsc.bsky.social‬ ‪@veryblueinsc.bsky.social‬

She’s such a scumbag her and her piece of shyt son can go back to South frica

12/25
@‪Lea Leander‬ ‪@lealeander.bsky.social‬

Not to mention she's a lying racist bytch.

13/25
@‪TheOlafsens‬ ‪@theolafsens.bsky.social‬

Helicopter mom, much?

14/25
@‪stoneface58.bsky.social‬ ‪@stoneface58.bsky.social‬

Not cut the federal budget; embezzle from the federal budget!

15/25
@‪matt605060.bsky.social‬ ‪@matt605060.bsky.social‬

lot of people are dunking on this because she is appearing on Fox, but the New York Times story on this effort also quotes her at the top of the news article as if she is some kind of legitimate participant in public affairs.

16/25
@‪stoneface58.bsky.social‬ ‪@stoneface58.bsky.social‬

What else would you expect from a tabloid news outlet like the New York Times. t this point the national enquirer has more credibility!

17/25
@‪Katie‬ ‪@rustynail121.bsky.social‬

How pathetic and weird

18/25
@‪rictho1966.bsky.social‬ ‪@rictho1966.bsky.social‬

She's as sick as he is. nd, a foreigner sitting in on national security meetings seems, well, inappropriate!

19/25
@‪Philosopher Jul‬ ‪@philosopherjul.bsky.social‬

Right?!

20/25
@‪rkpatrick.bsky.social‬ ‪@rkpatrick.bsky.social‬

He brings his mom to meetings??!!?

21/25
@‪tina12312‬ ‪@tina12312.bsky.social‬

it's like he's in kindergarten

22/25
@‪Cookie255‬ ‪@cookie255.bsky.social‬

So our shadow president has a shadow president!?!? idn't realize Leon was a momma's boy! I wonder, is she a legal citizen of the US? Or do we now have foreigners changing our government.

23/25
@‪Ed Smith‬ ‪@esmith51.bsky.social‬

Oh he really is

24/25
@‪Domainophile‬ ‪@domainophile.bsky.social‬

Feels weird watching all these foreigners openly plot merica's destruction with glee.

25/25
@‪cristinabb.bsky.social‬ ‪@cristinabb.bsky.social‬

nd all the “REL Patriots ingest it 24-7”-gag!

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1/25
@bill Grueskin

“I like to sit in on meetings.”

—Elon’s mom, describing how she sits behind Vivek and her son as they contemplate how to cut the federal budget

2/25
@‪Bill Grueskin‬ ‪@bgrueskin.bsky.social‬

https://www.foxbusiness.com/video/636521167112“It’s going to be very easy” she says.

The whole 7 minutes is here. If you can watch all of it, you have a sturdier constitution than I do.

www.foxbusiness.com/video/636521...

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3/25
@‪BabyPortabello/RRicciardi‬ ‪@portabellobaby.bsky.social‬

So she says, blithely to the Fox usiness News Media host, "I don't trust the media." nd the host appears to agree with her - that the media - of which he is a member and THE one she's talking to - is not trustworthy. Sums it all up well, I think.

4/25
@‪Allan Murphy‬ ‪@cullenskink.bsky.social‬

Oh they don't mean THT media (the most popular cable news channel) the mean the OTHER media, the one they don't like that points out awkward things and works from facts, etc etc

5/25
@‪BabyPortabello/RRicciardi‬ ‪@portabellobaby.bsky.social‬

Her son can do no wrong. If he says twitter is THE media, then it is. He's mummy's speshul boi afterall.

6/25
@‪Allan Murphy‬ ‪@cullenskink.bsky.social‬

Mommy's speshul boi is so speshul he made his own media! Some are saying it's quite Nazi in nature now, but mommy says she thinks it's really quite good and all those people are just jealous.

7/25
@‪joedirtinthehole.bsky.social‬ ‪@joedirtinthehole.bsky.social‬

"Very easy" this friggin moron.

8/25
@‪Crash-n-Smash‬ ‪@crashnsmash.bsky.social‬

etween Musk & Hegseth, there seem to be a considerable amount of “Mommy Issues” in Trumpworld.

9/25
@‪mcbexx.bsky.social‬ ‪@mcbexx.bsky.social‬

dd Jesse Watters to the list.

10/25
@‪HoldMyPomPomsbytches‬ ‪@desertlove.bsky.social‬

JF. She's still breastfeeding that doughy boy.

11/25
@‪veryblueinsc.bsky.social‬ ‪@veryblueinsc.bsky.social‬

She’s such a scumbag her and her piece of shyt son can go back to South frica

12/25
@‪Lea Leander‬ ‪@lealeander.bsky.social‬

Not to mention she's a lying racist bytch.

13/25
@‪TheOlafsens‬ ‪@theolafsens.bsky.social‬

Helicopter mom, much?

14/25
@‪stoneface58.bsky.social‬ ‪@stoneface58.bsky.social‬

Not cut the federal budget; embezzle from the federal budget!

15/25
@‪matt605060.bsky.social‬ ‪@matt605060.bsky.social‬

lot of people are dunking on this because she is appearing on Fox, but the New York Times story on this effort also quotes her at the top of the news article as if she is some kind of legitimate participant in public affairs.

16/25
@‪stoneface58.bsky.social‬ ‪@stoneface58.bsky.social‬

What else would you expect from a tabloid news outlet like the New York Times. t this point the national enquirer has more credibility!

17/25
@‪Katie‬ ‪@rustynail121.bsky.social‬

How pathetic and weird

18/25
@‪rictho1966.bsky.social‬ ‪@rictho1966.bsky.social‬

She's as sick as he is. nd, a foreigner sitting in on national security meetings seems, well, inappropriate!

19/25
@‪Philosopher Jul‬ ‪@philosopherjul.bsky.social‬

Right?!

20/25
@‪rkpatrick.bsky.social‬ ‪@rkpatrick.bsky.social‬

He brings his mom to meetings??!!?

21/25
@‪tina12312‬ ‪@tina12312.bsky.social‬

it's like he's in kindergarten

22/25
@‪Cookie255‬ ‪@cookie255.bsky.social‬

So our shadow president has a shadow president!?!? idn't realize Leon was a momma's boy! I wonder, is she a legal citizen of the US? Or do we now have foreigners changing our government.

23/25
@‪Ed Smith‬ ‪@esmith51.bsky.social‬

Oh he really is

24/25
@‪Domainophile‬ ‪@domainophile.bsky.social‬

Feels weird watching all these foreigners openly plot merica's destruction with glee.

25/25
@‪cristinabb.bsky.social‬ ‪@cristinabb.bsky.social‬

nd all the “REL Patriots ingest it 24-7”-gag!

To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196

Whoever the next Dem. President is needs to go scorched earth and delete and encrypt everydamnthing because with these repubicans and this incoming admin. every fccking thing will be sold.
 

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1/28
Mike Galsworthy

“Tesla has been named the "deadliest" car brand after an analysis of vehicle fatality rates determined the brand had the highest number of fatal crashes per mile.”

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2/28
‪Our Decision‬ ‪@ourdecision.bsky.social‬

As much as I like the hate on Musk, the headline is a bit misleading if anybody reads further into the article.

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3/28
‪Paul Sandham‬ ‪@sandypuke.bsky.social‬

Quite. This is an exquisite example of why SM is so dangerous and how misinformation spreads so very easily.

4/28
‪Hattie‬ ‪@hatspin.bsky.social‬

To be fair the concept of modern car safety is in part to mitigate the human factor in the equation. Which it would seem Tesla don’t do?

5/28
‪JohnEvansTW1‬ ‪@johnevanstw1.bsky.social‬

So other brands don't have CEOs saying the car is self-drive is the actual difference.

Meaning the hate on Musk is directed to an irresponsible owner whose statements would disqualify him from running any other car company.

6/28
‪Paul Sandham‬ ‪@sandypuke.bsky.social‬

I’m not a Tesla owner nor a fan of Musk but this sort of headline says more about the headline writer than the article content. Fatalities at 5.6 per billion miles cf the nearest rival at 5.5/bn miles scarcely justify the header. Especially as the analysts blame driver actions rather than the cars.

7/28
‪Dorotheacalm‬ ‪@dorotheacalm.bsky.social‬

I beginning to think Elon isn’t good people 🤣

8/28
‪Paul Sandham‬ ‪@sandypuke.bsky.social‬

I fear you may be right. But this article, in no way, can be used as evidence of this. If anyone takes the trouble to read it, that is.

9/28
‪Stephen Blakeman‬ ‪@marhug.bsky.social‬

Poor old Ego Musk. The guy just can’t catch a break 🤷‍♂️

10/28
‪Jonathan Cullen‬ ‪@jovicu.bsky.social‬

DEBUNKED here. I'm a (non-Tesla) EV driver. Pure BS.



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11/28
‪Peter F‬ ‪@feenp.bsky.social‬

And the owner has been given what responsibility for the USA?

12/28
‪Q S Mercury‬ ‪@qsilver1.bsky.social‬

Just wondering why. Could it be that they're quiet, so people step out in front of them not realising the car is there? Speaking as a cyclist and I get a lot of this.
PS *not* defending the #MuskRat!!

13/28
‪Oppo‬ ‪@bust3d00.bsky.social‬

Probably more to do with their owners

14/28
‪Redkite Traveller‬ ‪@redkite-traveller.bsky.social‬

Isnt it time that our driving regulations/law makes these more difficult to buy/import?

15/28
‪Woke Elly‬ ‪@wokeelly.bsky.social‬

Sadly I can see this appealing to some of the bro community

16/28
‪gabi17.bsky.social‬ ‪@gabi17.bsky.social‬

I’m just perpetually mad Nikola Tesla’s name is now forever associated with this 💩stain of a person 😭😡

17/28
‪Daneček 🇨🇿 🇮🇪‬ ‪@danecek.bsky.social‬



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18/28
‪Uri Simonsohn‬ ‪@urisohn.bsky.social‬

I wonder if this is about % of miles driven in urban environment

19/28
‪Ziggyheyman‬ ‪@ziggyman.bsky.social‬

Yes but the man that owns and developed it is a genius.....and is now in charge of the western world.

20/28
‪Casper's Ghost‬ ‪@manicminor.bsky.social‬

But is that a function of the cars or the typical owners?

21/28
‪Paul Sandham‬ ‪@sandypuke.bsky.social‬

Explained in the article.

We should never take headlines as ‘fact’.
That’s Trumpism.

22/28
‪Bettina Struff #Woke #FBPE #FBPR #NHS #RejoinEU‬ ‪@bettinastruff.bsky.social‬

Well that's a shock.

Not.

23/28
‪H.M. Joinville‬ ‪@hmjoinville.bsky.social‬

Why else do you think he wants to do away with his competitors and the consumer product safety commission?

24/28
🦋‬ ‪@humanity101.bsky.social‬



25/28
‪Sandettie Lumiere‬ ‪@lightvessel.bsky.social‬

Let’s see what number the NHTSA enters at in “Elon’s” efficiency savings hit list.

26/28
‪Linda Lu‬ ‪@linemi.bsky.social‬

And he is one of the people who want restrictions removed…safety restrictions

27/28
‪Science Man‬ ‪@science-man.bsky.social‬

No sh*t!

28/28
‪Bazola‬ ‪@bazola66.bsky.social‬

Elon is a fukk nut and Tesla cars are abominations .

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