I haven't seen a Stark take so many Ls since my nikka Tony in Ironman 3, brehs. I haven't seen Starks fukk up like this since John Starks defending Reggie Miller, my dudes. [Otacon]Robb what's wrong? Robb...Roooooooobbbbbbb!!!!!
[/Otacon] Starkset caught that potent work this episode. I'm Targset to the death of me but I always had a soft spot for the Wolfpack. But this L can't go ignored. Even Nas is calling Robb a fukk nikka after that episode, heh. If I'm Robb I'm noticing something's off the second my dude Walder Frey is handing out those struggle biscuits with salt in the beginning. You the King of the North and you getting these horrendous hors d'oeuvres?
If I'm the king, wearing the finest chinchilla furs (and I was four when I first touched it) rolling into the Twins with the set I'm expecting the finest caviar and some shrimp cocktails, heh. This nikka is feeding you stale biscuits and they ain't even the cheddar ones from Red Lobster? That's setting off alarms early. Then Walder struts out his daughters to show Robb what he missed out on, heh. I've seen prettier extras on The Walking Dead, my dudes
I saw a little of Edmure Winslow's soul leave his body at dem prospects. Walder's creep game was over 9000 when he saw Talisa, heh. Told her to get close so he could get a whiff of that potent marination. Peeped those curves even though she had on three layers. Asked her what that mouth do, doe?
This fukk nikka Robb just stood there with his soul burning slow, heh. That wedding scene was jokes though. Edmure got the only Frey daughter that didn't have Down's Syndrome, heh. Then a gang of busted hoes was tryna give my nikka the Blackfish those fukk me eyes. My dude had no intention of tryna get those digits at the reception
That reception was live though. That chubby chaser Roose talmbout how he came up on some money from his new wedding,heh. The band playing some dope Westerosi trap music on those lutes
Blackfish getting faded off that Hennesy Pure White and leaving to break the seal outside, heh. That bedding ceremony hit and Edmure was probably upstairs busting Scary Movie nuts in that fine young pawg while his fam was downstairs getting gunned up and clapped quick, heh. Where'd Walder book a band that can play slow jams and bust arrows like Robin Hood in his college years, doe? Do those nikkas do bar mitzvahs? They did my girl Talisa wrong, brehs. Straight up said "Stab wounds across the belly, I prove you lost already", heh. They didn't have to murk my boy Grey Wind, though
Thankfully all dogs go to heaven. Clearly Cat wasn't aware Walder was one of the founding fathers of the Hard on Hos coalition,heh. He just wifes these hos up to get them pregnant and collect that tax money. Bridge tolls alone ain't paying those bills, heh. nikkas tryna kill my old ho, made Frey say, ok I'll get another ho. And what kinda regards was Roose deliviering, doe? :nikkawhat: Normal nikkas send a card or maybe one of those edible arrangements. This dude's just stabbing nikkas. Robb got that Paul Pierce treatment. Cat was dead before dude opened her up like Dr. House. Stark Industries stock is at an all time low right now, brehs. I never thought I'd say this, but I might could have to change the name to Winnisters instead of
Lannisters, brehs
These nikkas got the juice in Westeros. Getting other cats to kill your enemy for you. That's some boss shyt.