For $1000 per day, who's henchman would you be?

[Peter Popoff]

Lex. Supes is p*ssy. All I gotta do is apologize and he'll leave me alone. Bats don't give a fukk and will break my legs.

 

[PortCityProphet]

Im working for Joker.
I like a light hearted work atmosphere and I like to laugh. Makes the day go by faster

 

[Phantum]

All y'all saying working for Lex is cool until his 5th retarded superman clone smashes your head in for no reason

 

[Vandelay]

Lex, because you might not necessarily be doing anything illegal.

Kingpin as a number 2. Might get some chicks off the affiliation.

Everyone else I gotta fight super-powered superheroes and villains, a G a day wouldn't be enough.

 

[Lhark]

Lex, his job probably has great benefits and I'm not getting my spine snapped by an angry Batman/Daredevil. They be going through it and I want no parts.

 

[Ironman]

Yall picking Kingpin like his only enemy is Spider-Man. You're also possibly running into Daredevil, Punisher, Moonknight

 

[humminbird]

Lex
Superman won't kill you or beat you senseless
he also doesn't expect you to work that hard probably just moving something from here to there

 

[Bud Bundy]

All y'all saying working for Lex is cool until his 5th retarded superman clone smashes your head in for no reason

But bizzaro said he wont smash my head

 

[Zero]

Yeah idk what the fukk this nikka on

Joker hit that nikka with

"You're unhappy? well goodness me you're free to go. here's your severance pay. Is $100,000 ok? SPLENDID. Now all you have to do is beat these Hyenas to the door
ID RUN FASTER IF I WERE YOU

I HAVEN'T FED THEM IN WEEKS

OH NOOOOO YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR MONEY"

Give The Joker a 2 weeks notice brehs

Ain't no way I'm working for Joker breh

 

[Rekkapryde]

Kingpin
We eating crab meats

Yeah. As long as you not a fukkboi and loyal, Wilson will take care of you.

 

[humminbird]

Lex and the corporate goon life ftw.
and lettuce not forget that there are levels to the goon game.
you could be a goon deep in the cut or on the skreets busting heads or a Pretorian Guard.

does Poison Ivy have goons?

she does but you won't know you're working for her because she hypnotizes you

 

[humminbird]

I don't remember lex having henchmen. I know he had a dude named Otis and a chick named mercy. Other than that he pretty much hires people after he comes up with the plan. Sounds easy. He knows he can't square up with nobody from the justice league so he don't even try. Your check probably nice tho.

Bane seems like he sends them out for dummy missions but he wants to fight the strongest. All you gotta do is survive till he gets there. You just not gonna fight bane if your check short tho so that could be a problem

lex will have some goons do something like steal something and then they deliver it to him in secret
marcy is his ride or die

 

[Rekkapryde]

No way in hell anybody would willingly agree to be Joker's henchmen.

You're guaranteed to be murdered as soon as he's done with you.

Aqua: "Yeah Mr J, we done stole all the whoopie cushions from Walmart like you asked! "
Joker: "You sure you got em all? "
Aqua: "Yeah Boss....but why you ask? "
Joker: "I just went there this morning and there was one hidden by the My Lilttle Ponys....I told you to get all of em right? "
Aqua: " Why you laughin B "
Joker: "Sit Down in that chair right behind you "
Aqua: "huh, just sit down?"
Joker: "Yeah breh, "

*Kills @AquaCityBoy with whoopie cushion C4 laced bomb*

Joker:

 

[boriquaking]

Who do some options have question marks and others don’t? Is this a setup?

 

[humminbird]

Who do some options have question marks and others don’t? Is this a setup?

because who in their right mind would pick the question marks
why are there 2 banes?