Film Room Intervention: The Reeducation of Satam55

Dominic Brehetto

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5 Star thread.

I think its easier to name the shyt he has seen and heard because its such a small list. I'm more than 90% sure we accidentally found out he is a genetic experiment sent through time; we blew his cover and he may disappear for good now.
Has to be.

Who/what else would take time out of their day to actively seek out and watch that "horror" film Valentine with david boreanz in 2015.


Of all the movies to watch thats the one you choose :dwillhuh:
 

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@satam55 is the Rita Repulsa of thecoli.

Ol "after 5000 years I'm free" ass nikka.

How did he learn about the internet?
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lol... Satam's my boy and fellow soldier in Kazuo Hirai's army.

But damn, if they trying to indoctrinate you on MJ then imma try to put you on some Janet.



I always watch this tour due to how THICK she looked in those jeans :ohlawd: It only covers Control and Rhythm Nation but that's really all you need for an intro.
 

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@satam55 get in here you need to be educated!!:damn:

I think he's too busy right now listening to Thriller. Dude probably heard Beat It for the first time and was like "Yo, this is the song Eddie Griffin dances to in the stand-off at the end of Undercover Brother!" :ohhh:
 

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*Dies 1000 deaths*

How did I miss this thread?

He's always posting weird mid-2000s B-movies like "Has anyone seen Fired Up!? Is it any good?"

He cool people though, but when it's laid out like this in one thread, it all starts giving me :leostare: vibes.

Amish? Jehovah Witness? V alien?
 
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