Film Room Intervention: The Reeducation of Satam55

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Trouble Man was played in The Winter Soldier so he definitely heard some Marvin Gaye, although he probably didn't have a clue.

@satam55 is The Coli's Steve Rogers.

Try Thai food too, breh

 

[Hi!]

Homie needs to check MJ's Invincible album. Very Very underrated album

 

[TheGodling]

@satam55 is The Coli's Steve Rogers.

Try Thai food too, breh

 

[MartyMcFly]

Jaws
Star Trek/Star Wars
James Bond
Halloween
Nightmare on Elm St
Psycho
Gremlins

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

@satam55 is good people, we all know that, we all see that. But to quote @kp404 homie is the real life Encino Man. He has to be. He was just unthawed by Pauly Shore and Samwise the hobbit and is seeing the world for the first time since God knows when. Aside from the classic tv and movies he's missed, he's only heard three Michael Jackson songs..well 6 now I guess, and referred to one as "the song Chris Tucker sang in Rush Hour" there's no way a man, much less a black man, cannot know the song "Don't Stop till You Get Enough" or any MJ song. So now it's time for an intervention because this is reached parody levels of crazy.

Homie, come through, tell us what you've experience or not experienced in the world of pop culture; confess your sins and then we will all give you suggestions, tell you what to dodge, what to embrace, and how to just make your world a much better place.

For starters, you pick up the first four MJ albums right now. Off the Wall, Thriller, Bad, and Dangerous. Do that now, don't think about it, don't hesitate, I don't care if you're at work and your boss hits you with the you tell him something get him to fall back and continue reeducating yourself. This is a safe space, no judgements, no shots thrown, but we can't have one of the brehs be so hungry when there is so much out there you haven't eaten yet

This is worse than I had imagined.

On the music front, and I hate to say this, but he's gotta go greatest hits route. No time for full albums...he's got far too much ground to cover

Michael Jackson
Marvin Gaye
Al Green
Stevie Wonder

Get on it, stat!

 

[MartyMcFly]

Ghostbusters
Back to the Future
Enter the Dragon
Earth wind and fire

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

We need to do the Black version of this list for him

• TV Show - The Chappelle Show
• The 'I Have A Dream' Speech
• Public Enemy
• NBA Finals (1991)
• Denzel Washington
• Jamaican Food
• Nas (rapper)
• Do The Right Thing/ Malcolm X
• Rocky 3 (For Mr. T's shyt talking)
• Troubleman can stay

 

[MartyMcFly]

We need to do the Black version of this list for him

• TV Show - The Chappelle Show
• The 'I Have A Dream' Speech
• Public Enemy
• NBA Finals (1991)
• Denzel Washington
• Jamaican Food
• Nas (rapper)
• Do The Right Thing/ Malcolm X
• Rocky 3 (For Mr. T's shyt talking)
• Troubleman can stay

as opposed to Nas (proctologist)

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

as opposed to Nas (proctologist)

Or 'Network Attached Storage'

Also - I refer you to Exhibit A:

"the song Chris Tucker sang in Rush Hour"

I'm taking NOTHING for granted in this thread

 

[Optimus Prime]

add "Moonwalker" to his studies about MJ...

 

[MartyMcFly]

add "Moonwalker" to his studies about MJ...

Also Captain EO and the blood on the dance floor video

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

add "Moonwalker" to his studies about MJ...

I just physically sighed thinking someone alive in America doesn't know about this movie.

Goddamn.

 

[MartyMcFly]

@track 1 help him out breh by telling him what you haven't walked out on

 

[Optimus Prime]

I just physically sighed thinking someone alive in America doesn't know about this movie.

Goddamn.

Just the beginning of the movie when they do the montage of MJ's career should wet his appetite about the GOAT

 

[thenatural]

Ay yo, this thread has me cooking because I'm confused as hell reading those posts sometimes.