Film Room Intervention: The Reeducation of Satam55

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5 Star thread.

I think its easier to name the shyt he has seen and heard because its such a small list. I'm more than 90% sure we accidentally found out he is a genetic experiment sent through time; we blew his cover and he may disappear for good now.

:deadrose: this whole post. That's why I want him to tell us what he's done and we can just tell him where to go because this is getting way out of hand at this point. @PlayerNinety_Nine was right: "The song Chris Tucker sang in Rush Hour 2" is NEVER the way any Michael Jackson song should ever be referred to. Ever. Especially any song from his first three or four albums. That's just bugged out to me:dwillhuh: it's like, has he never been to a family function? A cookout? A prom? A middle school dance? or any department store in the country where they randomly play whatever they want?
 

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:deadrose: this whole post. That's why I want him to tell us what he's done and we can just tell him where to go because this is getting way out of hand at this point. @PlayerNinety_Nine was right: "The song Chris Tucker sang in Rush Hour 2" is NEVER the way any Michael Jackson song should ever be referred to. Ever. Especially any song from his first three or four albums. That's just bugged out to me:dwillhuh: it's like, has he never been to a family function? A cookout? A prom? A middle school dance? or any department store in the country where they randomly play whatever they want?
Have you seen the movie "Dogtooth"? That may have actually happened to @satam55 :ohhh:
 
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Gotta take one day, and binge watch the movies that made Spike Lee a movie Gawd. Gotta learn how, back in the day, the words "A Spike Lee Joint" automatically meant :banderas:

1. Do The Right Thing
2. Malcolm X
3. School Daze
4. He Got Game
5. Mo' Better Blues
6. Jungle Fever
7. Crooklyn

You should be able to knock those out in a weekend/week (night viewings). There's more, but that'll get you a base.


Then handle the "hood" movies:

1. Menace to Society
2. Boyz N the Hood
3. South Central
4. Juice
5. Dead Presidents
6. New Jack City
7. Don't Be a Menace to South Central while Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

Again, you should be able to knock these out in a weekend/week

Then we gotta get you well versed in the gangster movies:

1. Godfather
2. Godfather 2
3. Goodfellas
4. Casino
5. Carlito's Way
6. Scarface (I make no warrants on the quality of this one, but you should see it)
7. Heat
8. Road to Perdition

These are longer flicks, may need 2-3 weekends/weeks to get through these
 

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let's not forget to tag his older brother @Emperor_ReinScarf

i disagree with someone who said he needs to go greatest hits route..maybe for someone like prince who has 30 albums.

but not for Michael Jackson.


i don't even know where to begin on movies :francis:

Oh i tagged him too. We don't discriminate
 
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