Man, the internet was the shyt before all you fakkity Untermenschen populated the web and shyt.
I remember I back in '75 or so before all you fukkchest c*ntsacks were even squiggles of sperm in your fukkface of a dad's flap of balls, I was hollerin at Military broads on MILNET.
Now all you dikkheads had to come in and ruin it.
I'll never forget when I was with Tim TBL Berners at CERN and we were chilling in our cubicle, I took a puff of dro and we had some bytches come through. It was nothing regular shyt for us internet nikkas.
Anyway we were passing the loud and I was like, "Yo TB, *Puff* let's think for a moment *puff* we can use hypertext to link and access information of various kinds as a web of nodes in which the user can browse at will"
TB was like:
*puff* you a good nikka my nikka,
but the fukk do we call that shyt my nikka?? *puff*
And I was like, "*puff* yo...this shyt gonna be on the world my nikka?
"
And TB was like, "Yeah my nikka that's the plan, have all sorts of nikkas and shyt on the web, they can create stupid internet forums and shyt and trade dikk pics between dudes *puff**snort* (we had coke too), they can have vast delusions of grandeur. We can even have nikkas on websites be 'photographers' and brag to strangers about their material gains and excesses even though they are nothing but insignificant little blips in the grand scheme of things. They can create alternate identities, and falsified worlds and dimensions that would never come true in a million years. shyt about to be wild bra *puff**puff**snort*"
"Damn b" I thought. "Sounds like a web of dread, but that shyt is like connected to the world b, like you said my nikka"
And then we were like, "WORLD WIDE WEB" at the same time.
And here we are today. So pretty much you guys have me to thank for this nightmarish facade we point our faces at every day.
Hope you fukks are thankful.
,what cracks me up is when people put up videos or songs and get 0 likes and then they repost the same song later 
my breh started calling that shyt saladgram.
