Extreme cases of Mudbutt

[Sauce Dab]

This almost happened to me yesterday and I was at home almost all day

It hit me with swift quickness and I almost didn't make it.

I'm lactose intolerant but for some reason I'm always like "nothing's going to happen this time " after I ate some ice cream

A while passes by and I'm like and I skip to the bathroom
and barely make it....... but I made it


If I would've been in public I definitely wouldn't have made it in time

 

[madness]

i had a near miss about two months ago.

I had some popeyes and some homemade brownie oreo bars. Was not a good mix.

why would you do this to yourself?

everytime i eat popeyes now it's guaranteed BGs...i can only eat it when i know i'm going straight home. fukk eating it on my lunch break at work.

 

[Ken Mercilus]

fukk it ima tell my lil bullshyt.

2 a.m. 55 south on my way to New Orleans.

I stopped at a truck stop and grabbed a chicken burrito.

I hop in my truck and get halfway into my burrito when the bubblin started.

I swear it felt like I had three baby elephants harlem shakin in my stomach, breh.

"Naw. Not in the truck, mayne."

I tried told hold it. I think I made it 2 or 3 miles before i hit an exit. Shut the truck off and struggled up the hill towards the trees. Breh...I had to shyt behind a tree.

After I finished I was:







I got nothin to wipe with.


I didnt know what to do so I took of my sweatpants and used em.

Ditched the sweats and ninja'd back in the truck when ppl werent driving past.

Aint no way Im eatin truck stop food again. Got a crock pot and GF grill in the truck now.

 

[Supreme]

This almost happened to me yesterday and I was at home almost all day

It hit me with swift quickness and I almost didn't make it.

I'm lactose intolerant but for some reason I'm always like "nothing's going to happen this time " after I ate some ice cream

A while passes by and I'm like and I skip to the bathroom
and barely make it....... but I made it


If I would've been in public I definitely wouldn't have made it in time

Ranch dressing​

 

[Sauce Dab]

fukk it ima tell my lil bullshyt.

2 a.m. 55 south on my way to New Orleans.

I stopped at a truck stop and grabbed a chicken burrito.

I hop in my truck and get halfway into my burrito when the bubblin started.

I swear it felt like I had three baby elephants harlem shakin in my stomach, breh.

"Naw. Not in the truck, mayne."

I tried told hold it. I think I made it 2 or 3 miles before i hit an exit. Shut the truck off and struggled up the hill towards the trees. Breh...I had to shyt behind a tree.

After I finished I was:







I got nothin to wipe with.


I didnt know what to do so I took of my sweatpants and used em.

Ditched the sweats and ninja'd back in the truck when ppl werent driving past.

Aint no way Im eatin truck stop food again. Got a crock pot and GF grill in the truck now.

 

[hotbeezie]

I prefer shytting at home, but I ain't gonna never chance it.

I'll blow a Walmart bathroom up especially since they remodeled.


Blow up a bathroom at work on the clock

But not on the floor you work in

 

[madness]

word of advice: if you're on the road and have to take a shyt, try to find the nearest hotel. they always have the cleanest bathrooms in the lobby

i had to take a dump on my way home from work the other day and i didnt want to deal with dirty ass gas station bathrooms, so i pulled into a marriott.
walked by the friendly front desk clerk, who greeted me with a smile. i walked directly into a pristine bathroom and took my time emptying out my stomach...almost fell asleep on the damn toilet bowl, that's how comfortable i felt

 

[RichieRich]

my stomach weak as a bytch....when its ready to go aint no stoppin it

I got stories ima take to the grave

 

[KravenMorehead™]

In situations like these, you NEVER trust a fart, and don't ever think you outta the woods if the BGs stop. Learned that the hard way

real shyt no pun intended

word of advice: if you're on the road and have to take a shyt, try to find the nearest hotel. they always have the cleanest bathrooms in the lobby

 

[hotbeezie]

word of advice: if you're on the road and have to take a shyt, try to find the nearest hotel. they always have the cleanest bathrooms in the lobby

i had to take a dump on my way home from work the other day and i didnt want to deal with dirty ass gas station bathrooms, so i pulled into a marriott.
walked by the friendly front desk clerk, who greeted me with a smile. i walked directly into a pristine bathroom and took my time emptying out my stomach...almost fell asleep on the damn toilet bowl, that's how comfortable i felt

I never thought to do this...
Pos rep

 

[↓R↑LYB]

When this happens at work​

I remember once I had a day full of meetings and I had diarrhea. Had a nikka sitting in the conference room all day like

nikka shyt his pants.

I've been there before breh, it's no laughing matter

 

[Supreme]

I remember once I had a day full of meetings and I had diarrhea. Had a nikka sitting in the conference room all day like

I've been there before breh, it's not laughing matter

shyt is the worst breh

When its too much to handle I make up a lie to leave work early


Get home and be like

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[13473]

tip: don't use a public restroom. you honestly might be better off shytting in a bush. if u go to a public restroom u probably aren't gonna sit on that nasty toilet. squatting above the toilet leaves the chance for your liquid poop you fart out to spray in various directions. u could even get some on the person in the stall next to u.

now u know once your done pooping your butthole won't feel safe that it won't happen again in a few minutes. imagine exiting your stall to find the person u accidentally shytted on waiting to beat your ass, and as they beat your ass poop explosion #2 happens. so now your shytty and bloody


this has never happened to me. i don't use public restrooms

 

[Paper Boi]

that shyt dont pass through you that quick

 

[Supreme]

tip: don't use a public restroom. you honestly might be better off shytting in a bush. if u go to a public restroom u probably aren't gonna sit on that nasty toilet. squatting above the toilet leaves the chance for your liquid poop you fart out to spray in various directions. u could even get some on the person in the stall next to u.

now u know once your done pooping your butthole won't feel safe that it won't happen again in a few minutes. imagine exiting your stall to find the person u accidentally shytted on waiting to beat your ass, and as they beat your ass poop explosion #2 happens. so now your shytty and bloody


this has never happened to me. i don't use public restrooms

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