In situations like these, you NEVER trust a fart, and don't ever think you outta the woods if the BGs stop. Learned that the hard way
food poisoning ain't no joke breh. If you never had it, for your sake, I hope never do. shytting and puking at the same time ain't funnikka shyt his pants.
food poisoning ain't no joke breh. If you never had it, for your sake, I hope never do. shytting and puking at the same time ain't fun
I've had this happen. It was 10 yrs ago we drove from Dallas to Houston for a family reunion. We got there early it was held at a state park. We had breakfast at the park they scrambled eggs n errythang. Later on its time for the BBQ bring it on. We ate we ate good. All types of family bringing out BBQ. I like ribs n brisket. I pacc a plate of BBQ (brisket)to go bacc to Dallas with. Things wind down. We hit 45 bacc to Dallas we maybe a 2 hrs into the drive my stomach gets to bubbling then drops. I'm n the baccseat farting like e MF. They letting windows down cuz the stench was unbearable. I tried to hold it in as long as I possibly could but I was about to shyt on myself. My Moma pulls over at a gas station omg it had to be the dirtiest gas station on 45 but I couldn't be piccy. I barely made it to the toilet before my ass exploded. I was relieved for a moment. I thought I had got it all out but 30 mins up 45 it hit again. We kept stopping along 45 so I could shyt. Then my granny pumped me so full of immodium ad I didn't shyt for 2 weeks.
Anybody remember these chips?
I remember eating these as a kid once and not to long after I did I smelled shyt.
Slipped my hand down the back of my pants and my fingers came back brown and watery
It literally made me shyt water with NO WARNING.
Edit: Turns out I wasn't the only one
Lay's WOW chips - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Anybody remember these chips?
I remember eating these as a kid once and not to long after I did I smelled shyt.
Slipped my hand down the back of my pants and my fingers came back brown and watery
It literally made me shyt water with NO WARNING.
Edit: Turns out I wasn't the only one
Lay's WOW chips - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Some things you should just keep to yourself
Remember eating some terrible food. Gave me severe bubble gutts. Ran to the washroom and didn't make it in time. Ended up having to throw out my undies and go home commando.
That extra minute it took me to line the toilet seat cost me.