These stories are hard to readThe signs are obvious: flirtation, body language and physical contact. What do we have to do besides literally throwing it in your face. If we come to direct then it's a problem because in the back of your mind you thinking she a *****
what you have to do is STOP PLAYING FUKKING GAMES AND JUST BE SINCERE ABOUT WHAT YOU FEEL!!
MANY NICCAS ARE CATCHING CASES BECAUSE ALOT OF YALL BYATCHES ARE THROWING FALSE SIGNALS
That's why i keep stating BE YOURSELF..stop playing coy, the diva, the flirt.......STOP WITH THIS CHARACTER SHYT and just TELL A GUY THE DEAL...
don't PLAY HARD TO GET...when your HOT A$$ wants to get GOT!!
kinda like the "tagged.com" byatch who was over to my place a couple of weeks ago...byatch would constantly come over in some tight shyt, drank with me, laugh with me..but when a nicca start to touch...
she starts this EMOTIONAL RANT about how she was "raped" and blah blah blah......all this sensetive shyt...
when she KNOWS DAMN WELL what was gonna go down
if she was sooooo traumatized about TOUCHING she should have stayed her monkey a$$ home...especially when she talked about sex alot over the phone
HOES OVER ANALYZE SHYT............espcially when it comes to APPROACHING A DUDE
IF HE SEES YOU AS HOEISH..so what MOVE ON...but if it leads to something more SUBSTANTIAL than YOU and him both WIN
Reminds me of my ex fiance who i asked out of the blue what she thought when i FIRST APPROACHED HER?
this HEFFA responded...
"well i always LIKED you when u use to come by my workplace i just wanted YOU to APPROACH ME FIRST"
AIN'T THAT A BYATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ole EGOTISTICAL HOE knew she WANTED TO HOLLA but wanted me TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE like she the fukking QUEEN OF SHEBA...
and that's why she is an EX as of now...i use to tell the HOE all the time
A CLOSE MOUTH DON'T GET FED..the same way she approached RELATIONSHIPS she approached CAREER AND EDUCATION...
She never demanded ANYTHING she wanted to WAIT FOR THINGS TO "MAGICALLY" drop in her lap.....
and BYATCHES LIKE THAT NEVER MAKE IT IN LIFE...and when they do GET THINGS THEY "WANT" they are MISREABLE because they are ENSLAVED TO IT because it comes with STRINGS ATTACHED or a PRICE TO PAY....
But when u DEMAND what u NEED, it is always COMFORTING
ahh regardless you women will NEVER get it together
because if YOU KNEW BETTER..u would DO BETTER
Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
Reminds of times of when I watched Wrestling
Monday night RAW was so entertaining that I actually looked Forward's to Mondays
Damn @Gus Money I had some blunders but damn your story takes the cake breh
She was practically throwing it to you
I just though of another one that's almost as cringe-worthy, but I don't know if I should post it. These stories will make me look like a social reject.
Edit: fukk it, I pretty much was a social reject with women until senior year
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I just though of another one that's almost as cringe-worthy, but I don't know if I should post it. These stories will make me look like a social reject.
Edit: fukk it, I pretty much was a social reject with women until senior year
Drop that story breh:obamaohhh:
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
I WAS BOLIVIAN TO MISS ELIZABETH'S FEMININE WILES, BROTHER!
My story is sort of bad, not the worse but I learned a lot from it. I guess i'll share with yall
Freshmen year in college this good looking chick came up to me and we started talking, I didn't get her phone number cause I was a bytch. I never really said hi to her after that until. Fast forward to junior year I got a drastic haircut and she noticed and came up to me and say hey you look nice with your haircut, how's shyt been? . didn't get her number again smh
Fast forward to senior year we end up having the same class, so I go up to her at the end of class ask her how she's been, then we exchange numbers, she initiated it, i'm still a bytch at this point. Now we start texting and I go to her place one night to study for our test on her bed, she got real close to me but I didn't do anything physical. So this goes on for a few week, we just text and would hang out sometimes.
This is where the big hints start coming in. Then the magic night, i got her to come to my apartment, she was able to come through like at 12:30am (night time). I made her chicken and told her to come over after work. First we sat in the common living area and ate, and then she was like 'is it warmer in your room' (its not even cold in the living room) .. im like 'yea i think let's go'. So now were in my room and she's laying down in my bed and I sit on my bed, she's starts shaking her leg a little so i ask her why? she's like 'im a little cold', then she's like 'you seem shy' .. so she was saying all this stuff over an hour,then she just left.
I didn't get the hints until it was too late, i was so fukking dumb, but it was really a big learning experience, probably my biggest learning experience for girls and i learned a lot from it and now i'd never let a situation like that happen again
hope yall enjoyed that
Freshmen year in college this good looking chick came up to me and we started talking, I didn't get her phone number cause I was a bytch. I never really said hi to her after that until. Fast forward to junior year I got a drastic haircut and she noticed and came up to me and say hey you look nice with your haircut, how's shyt been? . didn't get her number again smh
Fast forward to senior year we end up having the same class, so I go up to her at the end of class ask her how she's been, then we exchange numbers, she initiated it, i'm still a bytch at this point. Now we start texting and I go to her place one night to study for our test on her bed, she got real close to me but I didn't do anything physical. So this goes on for a few week, we just text and would hang out sometimes.
This is where the big hints start coming in. Then the magic night, i got her to come to my apartment, she was able to come through like at 12:30am (night time). I made her chicken and told her to come over after work. First we sat in the common living area and ate, and then she was like 'is it warmer in your room' (its not even cold in the living room) .. im like 'yea i think let's go'. So now were in my room and she's laying down in my bed and I sit on my bed, she's starts shaking her leg a little so i ask her why? she's like 'im a little cold', then she's like 'you seem shy' .. so she was saying all this stuff over an hour,then she just left.
I didn't get the hints until it was too late, i was so fukking dumb, but it was really a big learning experience, probably my biggest learning experience for girls and i learned a lot from it and now i'd never let a situation like that happen again
hope yall enjoyed that
USSInsiders
Banned
Oh man that's just fukking ridiculous dude. You probably could have went in, saw the movie with her, took her to the crib and lay the smack down on that ass but instead you passed and went to go see Pokemon the movie with your pops.
that fukking mark cuban gif
USSInsiders
Banned
at Shadow War
i'm even upset at you.......12:30 after midnight bruh?!?!?
made her chicken?!?!...you should have been tasting her chicken (legs, breasts and thighs)....................
My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:
Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:
Me:Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*
Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right?
Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*
Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.
Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?
Her:Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on.
Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.
We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together
LOL funny shyt.
How fine was shorty out of 10?
How old were you at the time?
12:30 after midnight bruh?!?!?
made her chicken?!?!...you should have been tasting her chicken (legs, breasts and thighs)....................
This is sig-worthy
yall do realize..these SAME HOES that yall "fronted" on...
was talking about your a$$es
("that nicca lame as fukk bruh......he wanted to talk all night and shyt...i aint had time for dat....)
("i ain't had dikk in a month..i wanted my back beat out..his gay a$$ talking about beating niccas up at the club)
you have to realize FEMALES ARE JUST AS CONSCIOUS ABOUT THAT "MOMENT" (time to fukk) as YOU ARE..
they PLAN FOR IT JUST LIKE YOU...they just want you to DO YOUR ROLE...which is PREDATOR and they are the PREY...it ties into thier whole bullshyt ideals that they live by.
i've had female friends who told me about dudes that they threw puzzy at and dude didn't bucked..had them thinking dude was Gay or Retarded
one byatch said to me....."if a dude was to ignore my advances i'd think something was really fukked up about me"
she ain't lying ...cause she was FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
it's funny cause just the other night ..thursday to be exact a byatch texted me to come over....said she wanted to watch a movie with me...cause she know i'm usually up late watching documetaries or movies on Netflix
i saw the sign...it was after midnight....she just got off her period....she had no work the next day.......................
after sitting just for the opening of the SNOW IN THE BLUFF movie......
i CURTIS SNOWED her puzzy...had my hands all over her 10 minutes into the film
we didn't even watch that shyt...it was back to the bedroom
was talking about your a$$es
("that nicca lame as fukk bruh......he wanted to talk all night and shyt...i aint had time for dat....)
("i ain't had dikk in a month..i wanted my back beat out..his gay a$$ talking about beating niccas up at the club)
you have to realize FEMALES ARE JUST AS CONSCIOUS ABOUT THAT "MOMENT" (time to fukk) as YOU ARE..
they PLAN FOR IT JUST LIKE YOU...they just want you to DO YOUR ROLE...which is PREDATOR and they are the PREY...it ties into thier whole bullshyt ideals that they live by.
i've had female friends who told me about dudes that they threw puzzy at and dude didn't bucked..had them thinking dude was Gay or Retarded
one byatch said to me....."if a dude was to ignore my advances i'd think something was really fukked up about me"
she ain't lying ...cause she was FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!! it's funny cause just the other night ..thursday to be exact a byatch texted me to come over....said she wanted to watch a movie with me...cause she know i'm usually up late watching documetaries or movies on Netflix
i saw the sign...it was after midnight....she just got off her period....she had no work the next day.......................
after sitting just for the opening of the SNOW IN THE BLUFF movie......
i CURTIS SNOWED her puzzy...had my hands all over her 10 minutes into the film
we didn't even watch that shyt...it was back to the bedroom
This one is a little longer but I wanted to include all the details. In undergrad I was volunteering with Obama's campaign and I met this chick who had everything I was looking for in a girlfriend. However, I automatically assumed that she wouldn't be interested in me since I was younger.
Even though she was laughing at all of my jokes, rubbing my arm, etc, I had already taken myself out of the equation and I assumed she was just being friendly. We exchange numbers but I thought it was for campaign reasons only. Yes, I was that clueless.
Then she called me the next night and... just read our conversation:
Me: Hello?
Her: Hey Gus! What's up?
Me:
Nothing. Just heading to the gym. Do we have a campaign event coming up or something?
Her: No but we have one later this month.
Me: Yeah we talked about that yesterday.
Her:
Oh yeah, I remember. That's not really why I called. So, what are you doing?
Me: Still heading to the gym. What did you need?
Her:
The gym sounds good. What are you doing after?
Me: Nothing. I've got to go but I'll see you at the event this month.
Her: Oh, cool. Well, have a good workout!
Me: Thanks.
Her: And after you're done working out maybe we could-
Me: Look, I've really got to go but I'll see you later.
*click*
It gets worse. A few days late she called again and we had almost the exact same awkward conversation, but I still didn't pick up on her signals! I was so dense. A few months go by and I don't hear from her, but then we run into each other at an event for election night. I said hi and she gave me the cold-shoulder, but I didn't think anything of it. I was too focused on getting the free food.
Then I wake up in the middle of the night and everything falls into place. I say to myself "I think she's into me!"
But I had deleted her number after the final campaign event for no reason.
I used to be so awkward! At least I can honestly say that I learned from these experiences.
Even though she was laughing at all of my jokes, rubbing my arm, etc, I had already taken myself out of the equation and I assumed she was just being friendly. We exchange numbers but I thought it was for campaign reasons only. Yes, I was that clueless.
Then she called me the next night and... just read our conversation:
Me: Hello?
Her: Hey Gus! What's up?
Me:
Nothing. Just heading to the gym. Do we have a campaign event coming up or something?Her: No but we have one later this month.
Me: Yeah we talked about that yesterday.
Her:
Oh yeah, I remember. That's not really why I called. So, what are you doing? Me: Still heading to the gym. What did you need?
Her:
The gym sounds good. What are you doing after?Me: Nothing. I've got to go but I'll see you at the event this month.
Her: Oh, cool. Well, have a good workout!
Me: Thanks.
Her: And after you're done working out maybe we could-
Me: Look, I've really got to go but I'll see you later.
*click*
It gets worse. A few days late she called again and we had almost the exact same awkward conversation, but I still didn't pick up on her signals! I was so dense. A few months go by and I don't hear from her, but then we run into each other at an event for election night. I said hi and she gave me the cold-shoulder, but I didn't think anything of it. I was too focused on getting the free food.
Then I wake up in the middle of the night and everything falls into place. I say to myself "I think she's into me!"
But I had deleted her number after the final campaign event for no reason.
I used to be so awkward! At least I can honestly say that I learned from these experiences.
This one is a little longer but I wanted to include all the details. In undergrad I was volunteering with Obama's campaign and I met this chick who had everything I was looking for in a girlfriend. However, I automatically assumed that she wouldn't be interested in me since I was younger.
Even though she was laughing at all of my jokes, rubbing my arm, etc, I had already taken myself out of the equation and I assumed she was just being friendly. We exchange numbers but I thought it was for campaign reasons only. Yes, I was that clueless.
Then she called me the next night and... just read our conversation:
Me: Hello?
Her: Hey Gus! What's up?
Me:
Her: No but we have one later this month.
Me: Yeah we talked about that yesterday.
Her:
Me: Still heading to the gym. What did you need?
Her:
Me: Nothing. I've got to go but I'll see you at the event this month.
Her: Oh, cool. Well, have a good workout!
Me: Thanks.
Her: And after you're done working out maybe we could-
Me: Look, I've really got to go but I'll see you later.
*click*
It gets worse. A few days late she called again and we had almost the exact same awkward conversation, but I still didn't pick up on her signals! I was so dense. A few months go by and I don't hear from her, but then we run into each other at an event for election night. I said hi and she gave me the cold-shoulder, but I didn't think anything of it. I was too focused on getting the free food.
Then I wake up in the middle of the night and everything falls into place. I say to myself "I think she's into me!"
But I had deleted her number after the final campaign event for no reason.
I used to be so awkward! At least I can honestly say that I learned from these experiences.
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