kermit da hustla
Banned
all the time. bytches are just as shy as we are. a lot of bytches that feel you don't make it obvious. don't sleep.
I'll make it a quick story.
There was this one big-titties Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.
u won..end thread
@ all these stories... Why cant women be straight up like we are?
I aint never used a line like "hey do i know you from somewhere"
And even if i did, I wouldn't just leave without asking for her #
Sierra Mist
Banned
When I was younger I was that way. You live and learn.
Poh SIti Dawn
Staying Positive, Getting Better Everyday. Holler!
Yeah. One time in high school I was getting off the bus and there was this hood girl from Brooklyn that had just moved over here, she was Sebastian Telfairs cousin or so she claimed. Anyway we're walking home and she goes to her front door and starts calling my name like "can you open my door for me?" I just said naw and kept walking lol.
Also, there was this bad little Latina, swear she was into me, well what happened was we were on the bus but it broke down so I'm like fukk it, I'm gonna walk home. She invited herself so we got off the bus and started walking. Her house and my house were on this long road, so like her neighborhood is to the left and mine is like 3 football fields away to the right. Well what I did was I took the shortcut so my house was only 2 football fields away and told her peace. Lol she had to walk a whole 100 yards to get to her house so I could shorten my walking distance. Ah I lost.
Also, there was this bad little Latina, swear she was into me, well what happened was we were on the bus but it broke down so I'm like fukk it, I'm gonna walk home. She invited herself so we got off the bus and started walking. Her house and my house were on this long road, so like her neighborhood is to the left and mine is like 3 football fields away to the right. Well what I did was I took the shortcut so my house was only 2 football fields away and told her peace. Lol she had to walk a whole 100 yards to get to her house so I could shorten my walking distance. Ah I lost.
I still kick myself over this story till this day
Back in the day I was at the club wit the crew, and at this time i was heavy in the gym...like 5 days a week for a good year - 2 years. I was pretty much ripped from head to toe...I was off by the side with the homies...and this fine chick came over to me by herself. asking me if she knew me from somewhere. this chick was bad, brown skin, slim...and she had a fat ass...with a lil bow leggedness...
she asked me if she knew me from somewhere. She seemed sincere so im lookin at this chick like :thinkin:...while im trying to figure out where she knows me she starts rubbing my head (I was rockin a baldy)...and pressin on my chest muscles...and im still zoned out lookin at her wondering where I knew her from
then she paused and started staring...I guess she was waitin for me to make my move...but I was so far gone I asked this chick if she was okshe's like yeah....im like "yeah sorry I dont know you from anywhere" she's like ok...and walked away...
maybe 10 min later I realized wtf just happend. and I went around the club trying to find this chick and she was gone.
Im a pathetic ass n!gga
I couldn't even finish..that Obama Thinking smiley just had me 
aiight back to reading.
i played myself many times like this.
young and insecure fukk ups are the worst.
young and insecure fukk ups are the worst.
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
Blatant signs bein thrown at you and the nikka rather watch babylon 5
Babylon 5 is one of the GOAT sci-fi shows.
I'd choose that over some CAC bytch anyday.
My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:
Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:
Me:
Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*
Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right?
Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*
Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.
Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?
Her:
Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on. 
Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.
We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together
Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:
Me:
Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right?
Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*
Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.
Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?
Her:
Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on. Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.
We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together
My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:
Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:
Me:
Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right?
Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*
Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.
Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?
Her:
Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.
We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together
Oh man that's just fukking ridiculous breh. You probably could have went in, watch the movie with her, took her to the crib and lay the smack down on that ass but instead you passed and went to go see Pokemon the movie with your pops.
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god shamgod
Veteran
Babylon 5 is one of the GOAT sci-fi shows.
I'd choose that over some CAC bytch anyday.
My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:
Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:
Me:
Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right?
Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*
Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.
Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?
Her:
Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.
We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together
nikka WTF
I was literally cringing at EVERY line I just read.
I still kick myself over this story till this day
Back in the day I was at the club wit the crew, and at this time i was heavy in the gym...like 5 days a week for a good year - 2 years. I was pretty much ripped from head to toe
she asked me if she knew me from somewhere. She seemed sincere so im lookin at this chick like :thinkin:...while im trying to figure out where she knows me she starts rubbing my head (I was rockin a baldy)...and pressin on my chest muscles...and im still zoned out lookin at her wondering where I knew her from
then she paused and started staring...I guess she was waitin for me to make my move...but I was so far gone I asked this chick if she was ok
maybe 10 min later I realized wtf just happend. and I went around the club trying to find this chick and she was gone.
Im a pathetic ass n!gga
if u smoke weed, stop it
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:
Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:
Me:
Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right?
Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*
Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.
Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?
Her:
Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.
We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together
Your father should've beat your ass for this bullshyt.
that one was unbelievable. You my man Gus but man.
Uh man that's just fukking ridiculous dude. You probably could have went in, saw the movie with her, took her to the crib and lay the smack down on that ass but instead you passed and went to go see Pokemon the movie with your pops.