I can't remember her face exactly so I don't want to put a number on it, but she was attractive enough for me to feel like an absolute idiot afterwards. If she was ugly I would have brushed it off
I think I was 17 or 18.
I think I was 17 or 18.
BedRoomI'z
All Money In
Gus, please, bae, please!
Don't tell anymore stories!
Don't tell anymore stories!
yup...i try not to think about it
I can't remember her face exactly so I don't want to put a number on it, but she was attractive enough for me to feel like an absolute idiot afterwards. If she was ugly I would have brushed it off
I think I was 17 or 18.
"i'm terror..a south bronx murderer
and if SHE'S UGLY ...i've NEVER HEARD OF HER!!" - Kool Keith
I can't remember her face exactly so I don't want to put a number on it, but she was attractive enough for me to feel like an absolute idiot afterwards. If she was ugly I would have brushed it off
I think I was 17 or 18.
Lol soft, when I was 16-17 in the 12th grade, a lightskin in the 9th grade but body like a 12th grader would always walk by with a "hiiiiii" and feel her hand through my back. If I was coming off the bus, her and her friend would call me once or twice when I see them. Always gave me eye contact.
a year or 2 later I heard about guys always checkin her with blunts and alcohol cause shorty would be ready.
Made me realize she always came onto me while others had to simp to her lol
When I was like 15 I worked at the movies and I was cleaning the seats area, I was the usher so I sweeped, garbage, etc. A group of kids my age, boys and girls were seated at the table. The guy asked if I had a pen and I gave it to him. A minute later the girl at the table gave me back the pen and a paper folded. I assumed it was garbage and threw it in the garbage.
Lol they were like "dudeeeeee thats her number" I was like my bad lol, nikkas always give me they garbage
Drop your next story son.
god shamgod
Veteran
This one is a little longer but I wanted to include all the details. In undergrad I was volunteering with Obama's campaign and I met this chick who had everything I was looking for in a girlfriend. However, I automatically assumed that she wouldn't be interested in me since I was younger.
Even though she was laughing at all of my jokes, rubbing my arm, etc, I had already taken myself out of the equation and I assumed she was just being friendly. We exchange numbers but I thought it was for campaign reasons only. Yes, I was that clueless.
Then she called me the next night and... just read our conversation:
Me: Hello?
Her: Hey Gus! What's up?
Me:Nothing. Just heading to the gym. Do we have a campaign event coming up or something?
Her: No but we have one later this month.
Me: Yeah we talked about that yesterday.
Her:Oh yeah, I remember. That's not really why I called. So, what are you doing?
Me: Still heading to the gym. What did you need?
Her:The gym sounds good. What are you doing after?
Me: Nothing. I've got to go but I'll see you at the event this month.
Her: Oh, cool. Well, have a good workout!
Me: Thanks.
Her: And after you're done working out maybe we could-
Me: Look, I've really got to go but I'll see you later.
*click*
It gets worse. A few days late she called again and we had almost the exact same awkward conversation, but I still didn't pick up on her signals! I was so dense. A few months go by and I don't hear from her, but then we run into each other at an event for election night. I said hi and she gave me the cold-shoulder, but I didn't think anything of it. I was too focused on getting the free food.
Then I wake up in the middle of the night and everything falls into place. I say to myself "I think she's into me!"
But I had deleted her number after the final campaign event for no reason.
I used to be so awkward! At least I can honestly say that I learned from these experiences.
you're either a great fiction story teller,scared of women or gayDa fukk be wrong wit you nikkas man
DaRealness
I think very deeply
My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:
Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:
Me:Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*
Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right?
Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*
Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.
Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?
Her:Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on.
Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.
We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together
LMFAOOOO!! I'm not even finished reading this thread, but just the first few lines of the convo alone has me fukking
!!!!
innocentdevil
:whoo:
It literally took me months to pick up her hints but I woke up like I had an epiphany. That's some mind-blowing shyt.I'm
Gus, please, bae, please!
Don't tell anymore stories!
I might have to keep going. I haven't thought about these situations in years.I was just a late bloomer when it came to women
Da fukk be wrong wit you nikkas man
My dating life is fine now but I had no clue what I was doing when I was younger. Yo guys would be surprised, plenty of dudes struggle with these situations for their entire lives. Just Google "incel support" and prepare to ruin your mood.
Yeah, I'm good now when it comes to picking up signals and everything but I used to be the worst@Gus Money
I hope you are doing TREMENDOUSLY better at picking up signals of interest from the opposite sex now.
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Gus man, you have got to be freaking 
with these stories. you should write a p*ssy avoidance for dummies book.
with these stories. you should write a p*ssy avoidance for dummies book.
My high school experience was filled with stories of me missing or not picking up on girls signals really too much for me to go into too much detail
Shorty would be feeling me and dropping all the signs and I would just be
the whole time, once I realized what the fukk happened the chick had already moved on to the next dude and left me like 
It sucks seeing a chick that you know you coulda bagged with another nikka, that ether that shyt that make your soul burn slow
I'ma just stop thinking about these moments
Shorty would be feeling me and dropping all the signs and I would just be
the whole time, once I realized what the fukk happened the chick had already moved on to the next dude and left me like It sucks seeing a chick that you know you coulda bagged with another nikka, that ether that shyt that make your soul burn slow
I'ma just stop thinking about these moments
Blatant signs bein thrown at you and the nikka rather watch babylon 5
this might be the funniest shyt i ever read on the coli
No trolling, everything I wrote is real. Fortunately, I figured it out but the sad part if that a lot of dudes never do. That Incel Support board is one of the most depressing things I've ever read.Gus man, you have got to be freaking
Was about to come write that. at least you learned.
What age you get right?
It aint even about looks, I'm a decent looking guy but I was stupid in that aspect. Some ugly ass guys were persistent and thirsty from day 1