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lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :deadmanny:
 

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My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:

Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:

Me: :dwillhuh: Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*

Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right? :whistle:

Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*

Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?

Her: :dry: Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on. :scheme:

Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.

We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together :snoop:

I thought babylon 5 was bad
 

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My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:

Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:

Me: :dwillhuh: Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*

Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right? :whistle:

Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*

Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?

Her: :dry: Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on. :scheme:

Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.

We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together :snoop:

:krs:

These stories makin me feel a lil better..cant lie
 

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:wtf: Blatant signs bein thrown at you and the nikka rather watch babylon 5 :wtf: nikkas watch that shyt? :pachaha:

Babylon 5 is one of the GOAT sci-fi shows. :birdman:

I'd choose that over some CAC bytch anyday. :scusthov:

shyt was so good I honestly don't regret it. Babylon 5 season 3? Doesn't get any better.... Unless we're talking Babylon 5 season 4.
 

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My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:

Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:

Me: :dwillhuh: Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*

Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right? :whistle:

Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*

Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?

Her: :dry: Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on. :scheme:

Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.

We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together :snoop:

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My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:

Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:

Me: :dwillhuh: Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*

Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right? :whistle:

Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*

Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?

Her: :dry: Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on. :scheme:

Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.

We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together :snoop:

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:dead: at "yea that's how it works".

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I'll make it a quick story.

There was this one big-titties Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.

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My dad and I were seeing a movie so I went to the theater early to buy tickets, that way we wouldn't have to wait in line that night. I get to the front and ask for two tickets, and the girl behind the counter (who was exactly my type, physically) says:

Girl: Oh, I really want to see this movie! And this time works perfectly for my schedule. You're buying a ticket for me, huh? :inlove:

Me: :dwillhuh: Nah. *starts digging in pocket for ticket money*

Girl: Well if you were gonna take me to the movies, you would probably need my number, right? :whistle:

Me: Uhh, yeah that's how it works. Here you go *hands her money*

Her: I can get free snacks too so you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Me: Word? I wish I got free snacks. Did the tickets print out?

Her: :dry: Yeah. I'm off at 9:30 so we should meet up if the person you're buying the ticket for doesn't show. Or we can do something later on. :scheme:

Me: Damn, working that late on a Friday probably sucks. *takes tickets* Have a good one.

We get to the theater at 9:45 and I notice there's a different girl at the counter as we walk past. Then I put it all together :snoop:

jesus fukkin christ man..I thought BlvBrawler took the cake...but shyt

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*looks for more smh gifs to throw at yo head*
 

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:smh: @ all these stories...

Why cant women be straight up like we are?

I aint never used a line like "hey do i know you from somewhere" :beli:

And even if i did, I wouldn't just leave without asking for her #

They can...and they usually are if you pick up on the BODY LANGUAGE...

The OLDER YOU GET the EASIER YOU CAN detect it.......

as St. Paul said.."when i became a MAN i putteth away CHILDISH THINGS!"

it's CHILDISH TO NOT SEE THE SIGNS THAT A WOMEN HAS PUT FORTH!!!



YOU KNOW WHEN A BYATCH WANNA FUKK!!!...DON'T BE STUPID MANE...THAT BYATCH CAN SMOKE AND DRANK WITH ANYBODY..SHE CAME OVER TO YOUR PLACE WITH NO DRAWS ON BY HER DAMN SELF...SHE WANT DIKK...

IF U CAN'T SEE THAT...U BLIND LIKE RAY AND STEVIE OR U NEED TO QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY..



society has taught women that BEING FORWARD or FLIRTY is NEGATIVE and WHORISH...

it's got them FUKKED UP...THEY SCARED TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE...

especially them UNATTRACTIVE BYATCHES.....

if you don't speak to them , then it forces them to do WHAT THEY SHOULD BE DOING in the first place SEEKING DUDES OUT cause NOBODY IS SEEKING THEM as Young Jeezy eloquently stated:

"Them UGLY HOES love to say a NICCA ARROGANT" :ahh:

But back to BYATCHES IN GENERAL........

Alot of them pass up on alot of GOOD DUDES and SITUATIONS, cause they WAITING ON MR. RIGHT like WAITING ON "JESUS TO COME" or get frustrated and just willing to ACCEPT any ole joe blow or confident guy tkick some game or just SHOW THEM SOME attention ....alot of times regardless of his LOOKS or FINANCIAL STATUS :ehh:

explains your dilema of why alot of SORRY A$$ DUDES get some "good fine girls".... :mjpls:

now in 2013, shyt has changed BYATCHES ARE BOLD NOW..they realize NICCAS AIN'T TRYING TO HOLLA AT ANY BROAD CAUSE SHE GOT A PHAT A$$ and a NICE SMILE...

they have to MARKET THEMSELVES BETTER....the INTERNET DATING SITES i.e (TAGGED, PLENTY OF FISH) is a good example of that...

u see byatches posting all thier ATTRIBUTES i.e (I COOK, I CLEAN..GOT MY OWN MONEY..I'M A BAD BYATCH BLAH BLAH BLAH) :deadhorse:

and THEY CHOOSING just like a PIMP... :shaq2:

can't count the amount of times a byatch done "friend requested me" or "added" or "winked" at me on these dating sites...

make things a whole lot easier NOW THAT WOMEN ARE GOING AFTER WHAT THEY WANT which is how IT SHOULD BE.......
 
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