Breh. What the fukk. @BaldingSoHard you couldn't DVR that shyt.
you could have watched that shyt after fukking her. 
you could have watched that shyt after fukking her. 
We were just making some random small talk once and this thick white chick at my job randomly mentioned last year (in the same convo) that she has her tubes tied and her husband (who is older and has heart disease) isn't really working down there anymore.
Seemed like a bit of a personal thing to mention in a convo, I thought she was just venting
but maybe it was some sort of hint
Not that I really mess with anyone at work anyway (especially that's married), can't be fukking up my money, but I do wonder
Seemed like a bit of a personal thing to mention in a convo, I thought she was just venting
but maybe it was some sort of hint Not that I really mess with anyone at work anyway (especially that's married), can't be fukking up my money, but I do wonder
BaldingSoHard
Veteran
Breh. What the fukk. @BaldingSoHard you couldn't DVR that shyt.
This was around like 1998, DVRs were new and I was broke at the time. 
She didn't have a t.v.?
Did you end up smashing?
BaldingSoHard
Veteran
She didn't have a t.v.?
Did you end up smashing?
Nah never smashed. She threw it at me a few more times over the years but... I was oblivious.
The thread that always delivers 
DeuceZ
Li pitit gason
Went thru and re-read a couple posts in this thread 
thread a true Coli classic.
Not sure if i posted this one here but I'm at my bros bachelor party years ago. His best friend comes in with a girl so i assumed it's one of his girlfriends. bunch of other girls come thru and party gets going. So me and the first girl get to talking and we chilling together all night, exploring the crib (was a rented mini mansion) , getting food etc. All this time in thinking its homie girl and I'm just being friendly.
Next morning i ask homie if his girl made it home safe since she left a lil earlier.. he's like that ain't my girl thought you had that locked for the night l... I'm like wtf
thread a true Coli classic.Not sure if i posted this one here but I'm at my bros bachelor party years ago. His best friend comes in with a girl so i assumed it's one of his girlfriends. bunch of other girls come thru and party gets going. So me and the first girl get to talking and we chilling together all night, exploring the crib (was a rented mini mansion) , getting food etc. All this time in thinking its homie girl and I'm just being friendly.
Next morning i ask homie if his girl made it home safe since she left a lil earlier.. he's like that ain't my girl thought you had that locked for the night l... I'm like wtf
Last edited:
AStrangeName
Member of Snitch Syndication
This is the only thread where everyone is being honest 
Thurgood Thurston III
#LLNB #LLLB #E4R | woooK nypdK
If you ever talk to a woman and she leans into towards you and keeps rubbing her neck (not scratch literally rubs) and/or keeps touching her lips with her fingers with her she is at least subconsciously attracted to you.
Keep in my being attracted doesn’t mean she will appreciate you spitting game. She could be married, flirty, just horney randomly, feeling you because you have power over her. Who knows, but you should know that she is digging you at that moment.
It’s a good feeling, when a woman admires you.
Is this foolproof? How accurate have you found this to be? I haven't had p*ssy in 10 years so I need some help
Wargames
One Of The Last Real Ones To Do It
If you haven’t been with a woman that long you should probably just get a prostitute….. If the first women you’re with is just some regular woman you’re liable to hurt her or yourself if your dikk has been dry for 10 years.
You’ll have an overriding urge to go raw regardless of the woman, ignore that.
MajesticLion
Veteran
Mine worst one.
Freshman year girl breaks into my dorm at 3 am first week of school
Gets in my bed and lays down with her head next to my feet.
I ask wtf she’s doing
She says she got too drunk and wanted to stay over because she was afraid to walk home to her dorm.
Verbatim I say:
“Well I’m glad you feel safe”
And I fall back to sleep
shyt didn’t register how I fumbled the p*ssy until like 2 days later and I tried to get at her and ask her on a date, bc I thought she wanted to be romanced
She literally chuckled and said she’ll think about it
Freshman year girl breaks into my dorm at 3 am first week of school
Gets in my bed and lays down with her head next to my feet.
I ask wtf she’s doing
She says she got too drunk and wanted to stay over because she was afraid to walk home to her dorm.
Verbatim I say:
“Well I’m glad you feel safe”
And I fall back to sleep
shyt didn’t register how I fumbled the p*ssy until like 2 days later and I tried to get at her and ask her on a date, bc I thought she wanted to be romanced
She literally chuckled and said she’ll think about it
WaveCapsByOscorp™
2021 Grammy Award Winner
plenty of times. to be honest, that's usually when the iron is hot as fukk, so to speak.
i remember once i almost missed a threesome suggestion. was rolling around amsterdam after a show with these two women (one french, the other dutch) but had to go to london the next day, really in a few hours. all i was really bent on was trying to smoke while they wanted to drink and dance to turn up. they took me to a few coffeeshops, one in particular from the movie Ocean's 12, that scene were Rusty tries to talk code with Clooney watching him. anyways, while they did want to hang out, the french woman kept saying "...or we could go back to the boathouse".
not sure why it didn't register with me until i was ready to go back to my hotel but i remember when i stepped out the taxi, they had the saddest looks on their face, they suggested the boathouse and was like "you could rest there" then i realized that was their intent.
so, i stepped back into the taxi and went with them.
i remember once i almost missed a threesome suggestion. was rolling around amsterdam after a show with these two women (one french, the other dutch) but had to go to london the next day, really in a few hours. all i was really bent on was trying to smoke while they wanted to drink and dance to turn up. they took me to a few coffeeshops, one in particular from the movie Ocean's 12, that scene were Rusty tries to talk code with Clooney watching him. anyways, while they did want to hang out, the french woman kept saying "...or we could go back to the boathouse".
not sure why it didn't register with me until i was ready to go back to my hotel but i remember when i stepped out the taxi, they had the saddest looks on their face, they suggested the boathouse and was like "you could rest there" then i realized that was their intent.
so, i stepped back into the taxi and went with them.
Wargames
One Of The Last Real Ones To Do It
plenty of times. to be honest, that's usually when the iron is hot as fukk, so to speak.
i remember once i almost missed a threesome suggestion. was rolling around amsterdam after a show with these two women (one french, the other dutch) but had to go to london the next day, really in a few hours. all i was really bent on was trying to smoke while they wanted to drink and dance to turn up. they took me to a few coffeeshops, one in particular from the movie Ocean's 12, that scene were Rusty tries to talk code with Clooney watching him. anyways, while they did want to hang out, the french woman kept saying "...or we could go back to the boathouse".
not sure why it didn't register with me until i was ready to go back to my hotel but i remember when i stepped out the taxi, they had the saddest looks on their face, they suggested the boathouse and was like "you could rest there" then i realized that was their intent.
so, i stepped back into the taxi and went with them.
That’s a glorious story
plenty of times. to be honest, that's usually when the iron is hot as fukk, so to speak.
i remember once i almost missed a threesome suggestion. was rolling around amsterdam after a show with these two women (one french, the other dutch) but had to go to london the next day, really in a few hours. all i was really bent on was trying to smoke while they wanted to drink and dance to turn up. they took me to a few coffeeshops, one in particular from the movie Ocean's 12, that scene were Rusty tries to talk code with Clooney watching him. anyways, while they did want to hang out, the french woman kept saying "...or we could go back to the boathouse".
not sure why it didn't register with me until i was ready to go back to my hotel but i remember when i stepped out the taxi, they had the saddest looks on their face, they suggested the boathouse and was like "you could rest there" then i realized that was their intent.
so, i stepped back into the taxi and went with them.
Go on...
