Two years ago I was working and some VIP guests came in. I'm at my desk, chilling, doing me. One of the guests was a lady, lightskin, definitely already in her 40's, not really cute in the face.
They meet my bosses, start doing their thing. After a while the VIPs start to leave, and the lady asks if I can take her over to the other building for something. I'm wearing a tight ass shirt, prolly tipping the scales at like 210, was super brolic. So I get up, take her across the way to the building, go back to my desk and I'm chilling.
A little while later she comes back to the office and is asking is the office empty or are my supervisors nearby. I'm thinking
"Did I fukk something up, is a nikka about to get snitched on? Why she wanna know where my boss at?" So I told her the truth, that one of em is in the back about 30 feet away. So she's like okay, cool, basically and leaves.
So I ran it back for my boy when he came in and he's like I'm pretty sure she wanted that young meat (
) and was tryna get you alone. I hit him with the
face and kept pushing, but then started thinking about it more and more.
If I really was in trouble she woulda definitely had words for management, she wouldna asked if I was alone.
Even though she was a bit of a butterface, she had that cash and coulda had that fire box.
I'll never know but at least I didn't get fired.