events in wrestling Kevin Nash would CLAIM he had some involvement in
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Youshoot Guy: So you were a member of the infamous Kliq, Shawn Michaels was a major part of that and it was only recently when he and Bret Hart settled their differences over the Montreal Screwjob.
Kevin Nash: *sipping his own piss* Yeah, it's funny how the whole thing wouldn't have happened with out me.
Youshoout Guy: Exactly, Michaels career was at its peak because of you getting him over with that Jannetty promo
Nash: No I mean, the entire thing would've never happened without me.
Youshoot Guy:
Nash: I remember when Bret came into the business, he was a really technical guy and would use his 2nd rope elbow drop to finish guys off.
Youshoot Guy:
Nash: So I go up to him and say, "Listen. Submissions are the future of wrestling. You need a finisher that's gonna be sharp, and look like it's a shoot" And his eyes just lit up and goes "The Sharphooter!"
Youshoot Guy: Shut your goddamn mouth.
Nash: No I'm serious
Youshoot: So without you, Bret never would've had a submission move as his finisher and Shawn wouldn't have been able to use it against him
Nash:
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Nintendough
#Kliq
Nash trolling hoegan by singing timbaland and magoo luv 2 luv you solidified him as a certified goat.
Youshoot guy: take us through...1987...Wrestlemania 3
Nash: Silverdome....that was a good night in my backyard
...you hear that pop when hogan got up andre?
Youshoot guy: Crazy
Nash: It was next level...tore the house down...the thing is, it almost didn't happen...
Youshoot guy: Yeah hogan struggled on that slam a little
Nash: Nah he got him up clean i mean the entire match..almost didn't happen...and we BARELY made it to the dome.
Youshoot guy: What do you mean?
Nash: I'm working security for a bunch of venues outside of detroit...worked at cobo hall..the joe....the fox..opera house...ya know...fancy wine stuff too...and i'm working the silverdome...and this is like....summer 86...i'm at Hockey town cafe* and I see like...5-6 big guys come in. Show me some love...i let em in no problems...it was...dino bravo...savage...hulkster...brutus...piper and adrien adonis....and in the back shane mcmahon...out of nowehere while they're drinking...some bikers start messing with shane....and i swear to you...piper and adonis ran out the back
...*sips wine*...so, me, savage...now savage can go, don't let the persona fool you he can buck...me savage hogan..and bravo start whailing on these hells angels wolf guys...i throw a couple out the window, and whatnot...And thats where I got the wolfpack sign from..they were using it to tell each other to leave the bar...
. This guy hit hogan in the back of the head with a chain...and I swear man he started hulking up at the bar
. Terry is for real man.
Youshoot guy: wow thats a hell of a brawl
Nash: Well you get used to it growing up in the southside of detroit...so, after the fight shane goes up to me and is like "man you can handle business...you think about being a wrestler" and i kind of blow him off but take his card...hes got the titan towers card at that time...and he asks "other than cobo was the best spot for wrestling in detroit? We're looking for a big house" and I simply say "i can get you in the silverdome if you can fill it
".
Youshoot guy: Thats a hell of a connect
Nash: well i knew the guy so it was nothin. Fast forward and they do the whole thing with mania 3...hogan andre...and andre was supposed to go over...until like...half way through the savage match...andre is gonna go over...and hogan was gonna win the belt on NBC. I go to shane and vince and say "dude, if andre wins you're not gonna make it to detroit metro" they called in hogan, andre, and bobby...and i stand over vince just in case somethin happens, and they tell andre he's gotta lay down. And thats that.
after that I had vince's ear forever.
This is spot on.
CJ
Your objective semi-troll
Youshoot Guy: So you were a member of the infamous Kliq, Shawn Michaels was a major part of that and it was only recently when he and Bret Hart settled their differences over the Montreal Screwjob.
Kevin Nash: *sipping his own piss* Yeah, it's funny how the whole thing wouldn't have happened with out me.
Youshoout Guy: Exactly, Michaels career was at its peak because of you getting him over with that Jannetty promo
Nash: No I mean, the entire thing would've never happened without me.
Youshoot Guy:
Nash: I remember when Bret came into the business, he was a really technical guy and would use his 2nd rope elbow drop to finish guys off.
Youshoot Guy:
Nash: So I go up to him and say, "Listen. Submissions are the future of wrestling. You need a finisher that's gonna be sharp, and look like it's a shoot" And his eyes just lit up and goes "The Sharphooter!"
Youshoot Guy: Shut your goddamn mouth.
Nash: No I'm serious
Youshoot: So without you, Bret never would've had a submission move as his finisher and Shawn wouldn't have been able to use it against him
Nash:
More more more brehs!
InstantKlassik
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This is the GOAT thread brehs 
Freestyle Phantom3.0
Habitual Line Stepper
at nash suggesting that Bret's finisher has to "be sharp, and look like a shoot"
Leonard Washington
Superstar
Kevin Nash booked the finish to Lesnar vs. Goldberg II
Kevin Nash booked the finish to Lesnar vs. Goldberg II
Nash looked so out of shape then.
GPBear
The Tape Crusader
“When my hair is dyed, I feel like I’m 35 again,”
"Sometimes, he kicks around ideas for a screenplay in which he’ll play a good Samaritan shot for his troubles and bound to a wheelchair."
“I had to go to the doctor and get Xanax. I almost couldn’t breathe. My guy from Merrill Lynch, my guy from Edward Jones is telling me, ‘It’s just on paper.’ ‘So, it’s just on paper but if I want to live on that tomorrow, where’s it at?’ ‘It’s 3.7 [million].’ ‘Dude, it’s not on paper, it’s fukking real.'”
“Early in the game, Magic came down the lane, I had my hands by my chin and all of a sudden, I had the ball in my hands,” Nash remembers. “If Magic Johnson was my point guard, I probably could have had a couple of scrub years in the NBA.”
god this guy is such a tool
“You’re not supposed to be 7 feet tall, handsome, smart. You’re a giant, you should look like a giant and fee-fi-fo-fum around. You shouldn’t know anything about art. You shouldn’t be well-rounded. Look at the core of the hard-core wrestling fans. What do we have in common? When they go to New York City, do they go to the modern art museum and can’t believe that Picasso’s early work is not cubism? Do they know that? Do they care? Have they ever spent a day at an art museum ever in their life? Do they go to Amsterdam to see Van Goghs, then go to a coffeehouse and then go see Van Goghs again?” He laughs. “They don’t. Sorry, man.”
And that's why none of us work for the WWE, because even our satirical over the top Kevin Nash
“Did you see Heat? Did you root for Pacino or De Niro?,” Nash asked his boss. McMahon admitted to cheering for the villain. “Don’t you understand that the antihero is the new hero?” He thinks it inspired the Attitude Era and the subsequent ascent of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
He uncorks another bottle of wine.
seriously jesus christ
I can't explain how universally that movie was mocked at the time, so if Vince McMahon based any part of his business model around it, he deserves to be piledriven by Owen Hart.
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JuvenileHell
Veteran
I just came by to relive this classic
Why is this not in the Rafters?
Nash told no lies, where are the receipts to prove he lied about anything?
