Eon Musk: 100 participants set to go to mars indefinitely. Meet the participants.

[dora_da_destroyer]

Make sure you get your BBL before you join. So your body can be on fleek in space....

the first intergalactic instathot

 

[levitate]

Brad looks great for 45.

 

[levitate]

Make sure you get your BBL before you join. So your body can be on fleek in space....

What's BBL?

(I don't listen to the raps.)

 

[StickStickly]

I feel sad that they’re allowing 25 year olds to make these decisions. They’re too young To make these decisions

 

[Sex Luthor]

All the jokes about black people in horror movies apply here
Or black people hiking, skydiving, snowboarding, ...


No nikkas need to be doing this bullshyt


Except Brad, I trust Brad

EDIT:





Wait a minute.....

Brad - Mars One Community Platform

Imma need that trust back, Brad

Harlem, Mars aint gon like thisun

I saw 2 black dudes and a black chick. I'm surprised it was that many that volunteered.

 

[YakSpiller]

After 3 days of traveling in space somebody Brad goin crazy. Straight up.

They'll Brad will regret the decision to go and flip out. "IM OUTTA HERE"

 

[JAY?]

How they sending a homo to populate a planet?

 

[boskey]

If we thought like this we would still be riding horses like the Amish

Naw. Horses < Wagons < Cars. Technology that provides clear and tangible improvements

This Mars trip is like the Amish investing resources in developing jet packs. Just doing shyt cuz it sounds cool but it has no obvious purpose

 

[Originalman]

What's BBL?

(I don't listen to the raps.)

Brazilian butt lift.

 

[Micky Mikey]

out of 100 people only 3 black people....

 

[NoGutsNoGLory]

white folks aren't built for space they can't even sit in on our planet without getting burnt up. what they gone do on a planet with a thinner atmosphere?

nikka what? Theres barely sun on mars.

 

[Mr Bubbles]

This is going to be a disaster. Being trapped in that small space for years is going to cause people to snap and fukk up equipment. These girls are going to end up pregnant being trapped that long with all those guys and somebody is going to start killing people over hurt feelings or a mental breakdown.

 

[Emoryal]

Might try to go on the next trip
Sounds like fun

 

[DaPresident]

I'm surprised it wasn't just a ship full of knee grows


You know, because those brave convi, oops I meant, heroes may not make it back...

I wonder if they gonna bring back any of that martian weed

Them the most authentic and potent moonrocks you gon EVER get!

Lemme get some of that SG (solar grown) Pluto Kush

 

[Tommy Knocks]

why are people thinking mars is years away? there's a moment, every 2 yrs, that it's 6 months away. Folks have been on the space station for up to 15 months.