I got a suspected DOGE spy-bytch on my new team

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Im fukking with these cacs every opportunity I can. This kid had to be in his early 30’s. DOGE uniform (cheap blue suiT, red tie, white/blue shirt fukkED up shoes).
We both at the light waiting to cross.
Me: What’s up DOGE nerd
Cac:
Me: awwwwww you guys dressed the same again
Cac:

Me: Why are your shoes so fukkED UP!
Cac:
Dude tried to j-walk
Me: YOURE A GOVERNMENT WORKER IF YOU CROSS THE STREET YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW!
(This goes on for two lights)
*FFWD*
Dude went from walking fast to running
I’m doing this everyday for my Fed Fam
