Elden Ring (PS4,XB1,PC,PS5,XSX) (February 25th, 2022)

Brief Keef

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I JUST STARTED YESTERDAY. WELL TECHNICALLY, TUESDAY. THIS GAME IS HILARIOUS. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO PUT THE KNIGHT ON A HORSE AT THE BEGINNING NEEDS HIS ASS BEAT.

THE VERY FIRST THING I FIGHT JUMPS FROM HALF A MILE AND POWERSLAMS A SHIELD UP MY ASS. ME AND MY GIRL SAID "WHAT THE fukk WAS THAT?" AT THE SAME TIME.

I'M HAVING A BLAST THOUGH.
It's funny when I hear people say they fought that knight off rip...I didn't fight him till I was like level 40 then I packed him up...
 

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I just tried a magic build for the first time. It's insane how quick I beat Margit and on the first try :ohhh:

I barely used magic in my first run through. Is it supposed to be this strong/OP?
 

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This endgame optional tree area is nuts, it’s like they took every annoying hated enemy the game has to offer and just filled the entire zone with them lol

big trees as normal enemies, crucible knights, Ballistas, those 8 legged screachers with the twenty hit combo, Those two sworded disc throwing fukks that inflict rot, Crystal soldiers..whole place is a joke lol
 
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This quest just to respec my guy is wild :russ:
  1. Beat a hidden boss to access a portal to get behind Army guarding gate
  2. Go up to dead NPC to get location of a key to open the gate
  3. Sneak past a whole dragon to get the key
  4. Open gate
  5. Go through graveyard of skeletons that grab you and take half your life
Hopefully I can beat this boss quick or I'm just gonna be stunned at all this.
 
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Decided to just take a random adventure tonight and ended up finding a way to get to the Atlus Plateau without using the Grand Lift of Dectus :ohhh:

This world man :wow:
 

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I JUST STARTED YESTERDAY. WELL TECHNICALLY, TUESDAY. THIS GAME IS HILARIOUS. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO PUT THE KNIGHT ON A HORSE AT THE BEGINNING NEEDS HIS ASS BEAT.

THE VERY FIRST THING I FIGHT JUMPS FROM HALF A MILE AND POWERSLAMS A SHIELD UP MY ASS. ME AND MY GIRL SAID "WHAT THE fukk WAS THAT?" AT THE SAME TIME.

I'M HAVING A BLAST THOUGH.

He's not meant to be fought right now. It's the developer's fukk you to get you used to running, leveling up, and coming back way way way way way way way way way later to beat a boss. You're supposed to flee because nothing in this game will be easy.
 

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So... How important is Patches? He ran up on me and then tried begging for mercy. I thought it was a trap so I ended up killing him. :pachaha:

He's not important. You can buy a valuable item from him to fight Margit. But if you kill Patches, and take his bell bearing, you can take it to the finger merchant twins at round table hold and his store will still be available to you. He also moves around the map. So you won't find him at those other locations. While he doesn't have a questline, he is infatuated with the mistress of Volcano Manor, and has a minor part in the outcome of that quest line.
 
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