Elden Ring (PS4,XB1,PC,PS5,XSX) (February 25th, 2022)

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fukk the platforming in some of these mini dungeons and with stupid fall damage going from 0- instant death when you fall 20 ft 1/8 inch...

But if you fall 20 ft 1/16 of an inch... You ight. Stupid.
Yeah the fall damage is weird as fukk on here, the amount of times Iv died from something not even that high but only slightly higher than a fall that would only take a 1/4 of my health..
 

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This game is some bullshyt. :russ: I've never played a souls game before this. I've been exploring finally made it to Stormhill after 3 hours only to die to the first boss within 30 seconds.
Breh, there are locations later game where I'm getting one shot at Level 100. No way FromSoftware tested the end of this game. They probably ran out of time fr fr
 

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Breh, there are locations later game where I'm getting one shot at Level 100. No way FromSoftware tested the end of this game. They probably ran out of time fr fr

I firmly believe that FromSoftware is filled with a bunch of highly talented as fukk slackers :russ:. I think they just said fukk it with certain things. Even with my complaints, it’s still a good RPG, but to me the game itself is unbalanced in trying to be too free and open. On top of things that make me wonder if they things. And small things. I’m not trying to take away from anyone’s enjoyment, but this will not be a game I revisit after I beat it.
 

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I firmly believe that FromSoftware is filled with a bunch of highly talented as fukk slackers :russ:. I think they just said fukk it with certain things. Even with my complaints, it’s still a good RPG, but to me the game itself is unbalanced in trying to be too free and open. On top of things that make me wonder if they things. And small things. I’m not trying to take away from anyone’s enjoyment, but this will not be a game I revisit after I beat it.
Nah I feel you. The thing I like about Soulsbourne is that you can always have a fair battle with any build that fits your style.

But if people at 50 vigor are getting 2 shotted with decent armor by regular enemies something is wrong.
 

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So when Fia “hugs” you…is that code for f*ckin’? Cuz I’m at her “boss” stage now and she’s talking about she having a baby, and that it’s gonna have part of me like I’m the father or something.

Yo where Maury at…

:hubie:
 

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So when Fia “hugs” you…is that code for f*ckin’? Cuz I’m at her “boss” stage now and she’s talking about she having a baby, and that it’s gonna have part of me like I’m the father or something.

Yo where Maury at…

:hubie:
:russ::russ: I’m weak na it’s just a really long personal hug :shaq: :francis:she wants to have godwyn the prince of death baby.
 

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The more I play DS3 the more I find the comments about this being revolutionary suspect as fukk. Rykard is basically the Yorhm fight, Morgott is one of those Farron Keep regular mob guys with more detail, remembrances are the large souls, and so much more like wtf.
 

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I JUST STARTED YESTERDAY. WELL TECHNICALLY, TUESDAY. THIS GAME IS HILARIOUS. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO PUT THE KNIGHT ON A HORSE AT THE BEGINNING NEEDS HIS ASS BEAT.

THE VERY FIRST THING I FIGHT JUMPS FROM HALF A MILE AND POWERSLAMS A SHIELD UP MY ASS. ME AND MY GIRL SAID "WHAT THE fukk WAS THAT?" AT THE SAME TIME.

I'M HAVING A BLAST THOUGH.
 

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The more I play DS3 the more I find the comments about this being revolutionary suspect as fukk. Rykard is basically the Yorhm fight, Morgott is one of those Farron Keep regular mob guys with more detail, remembrances are the large souls, and so much more like wtf.
I gotta totally disagree.

I just finished DS3 after Elden ring.

Yes the base mechanics are very similar and even some of the situations they put you in are similar.

But Elden ring takes the formula to brand new heights.

Everything is just better. It like going from Mario 1 to Mario World.

Yeah they are very similar games, but one takes it a whole nother level.
 

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I JUST STARTED YESTERDAY. WELL TECHNICALLY, TUESDAY. THIS GAME IS HILARIOUS. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO PUT THE KNIGHT ON A HORSE AT THE BEGINNING NEEDS HIS ASS BEAT.

THE VERY FIRST THING I FIGHT JUMPS FROM HALF A MILE AND POWERSLAMS A SHIELD UP MY ASS. ME AND MY GIRL SAID "WHAT THE fukk WAS THAT?" AT THE SAME TIME.

I'M HAVING A BLAST THOUGH.
It's honestly brilliant game design.
 

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I JUST STARTED YESTERDAY. WELL TECHNICALLY, TUESDAY. THIS GAME IS HILARIOUS. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THE IDEA TO PUT THE KNIGHT ON A HORSE AT THE BEGINNING NEEDS HIS ASS BEAT.

THE VERY FIRST THING I FIGHT JUMPS FROM HALF A MILE AND POWERSLAMS A SHIELD UP MY ASS. ME AND MY GIRL SAID "WHAT THE fukk WAS THAT?" AT THE SAME TIME.

I'M HAVING A BLAST THOUGH.

Keep us updated :wow:
 
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