*Edit* Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are now engaged! Page 10 of this thread with update

[It's been real]

I'm not surprised this dusty is mad about it



Not that I know who the fukk you are

fukk up you corny bytch

 

[Low End Derrick]

Had to come out of retirement to laugh at the meltdowns on this. A lot of hurt dudes in here with their mind completely blown right now. A lot of Coli-isms being shredded by this move. People don’t understand that maybe, jut maybe, she stimulates more than his dikk. She’s intelligent, driven, carefree, can move and shake with the best of them, and doesn’t take herself seriously it seems. People talking all this fukking young bytch shyt, but, there’s only so much value fukking brings. I’ll let you in on a secret: it’s not a lot. Oh, and, to quote the young kids: City girls up!!! I always wanted to say that. Carry on. I’m out!

An oxymoron, surely?

 

[Complexion]

An oxymoron, surely?

The female Tupac in a Business Suit is a Nun in Louboutins.

Catch up...

 

[Ozymandeas]

GMB nikkas perplexed










GMB redpill brehs are struggling to compute. Just goes to show the average coli breh doesn't fully understand the mentality and different moves you make once you have a certain level of wealth

There’s exceptions to every rule breh.

Bezos is a geek who got rich. He’s not the template for manhood. Shorty probably put that punani on him something serious and all his sense flew out the window

Personally, if I’m Bezos, I’m not marrying her because she look trashy and like a thot. I would’ve been hollering at Steve Jobs ex wife though

 

[daemonova]

It should’ve been me

Damn her puzzy management skills off the chain, how you get a ring from a cat who already lost billions in a divorce?

well, you can't take it with you

 

[JLova]

Broad completely changed her face

Nice body if you're into that look.

 

[nose hair]

Broad completely changed her face

Nice body if you're into that look.

just like most rich broads who've made their money off of their looks, she went the plastic surgery route for upgrades and to try to keep things in tact with plastic surgery and botox

the problem is when the plastic surgery and botox becomes excessive.

 

[nose hair]

Them thangs thangin' though

Lauren hands on with Camila Morrone, she got her hand all over Camila's ass

 

[Apollo Creed]

I'm not surprised this hoe is celebrating this

these nikkas are dead and I don't even feel bad

 

[Gloxina]

 

[Gloxina]

Them thangs thangin' though

Lauren hands on with Camila Morrone, she got her hand all over Camila's ass

She totally got some work done WOW

Face looks tighter



I do like her hair. Think I’m going back to black hair

 

[Gloxina]

Yea she def adds some spice to his life. Lol

 

[nose hair]

She totally got some work done WOW

Face looks tighter



I do like her hair. Think I’m going back to black hair

Yeah, She probably done had Botox and a face lift

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

she's probably a pimp

 

[Stuntone]

she's probably pegging him.