EARLY BUZZ: 'Dawn of The Planet Of The Apes'..."BRILLIANT"..."MASTERPIECE"..."NEXT LEVEL"

[HipHopStan]

Come in with a loud and commanding voice only to find Mr. Gorilla behind you, brehs.

 

[louisvandross]

 

[TheNig]

The first one was dope as fukk but them apes kinda creep me out.

 

[TheNig]

Come in with a loud and commanding voice only to find Mr. Gorilla behind you, brehs.

 

[gluvnast]

Comparing this shyt to Empire?

And TDK

 

[kingdarius]

Corny. You can tell no one in this film knows brazillian jiujitsu because if they did the title would have been Dawn of the Triangle Choke. Humans really out here terrified of talking monkeys.

i know this statement supposed to be for laughs but u do realize how strong apes are, right?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

i know this statement supposed to be for laughs but u do realize how strong apes are, right?

Yes but leverage and technique go a long way and no ape can escape a rear naked choke, friend.

 

[kingdarius]

Yes but leverage and technique go a long way and no ape can escape a rear naked choke, friend.

aint no rules in the jungle nicca ...try puttin a gorilla in a rear naked choke and get yo damn eyes scratched out or arm bit...plus they necks are tougher than ours, all them niccas got takeo spikes necks

 

[Mr. Somebody]

aint no rules in the jungle nicca ...try puttin a gorilla in a rear naked choke and get yo damn eyes scratched out or arm bit...plus they necks are tougher than ours, all them niccas got takeo spikes necks

You gotta know where to hide your face when you're performing techniques. Its common for a human being to gouge at the face when being choked out. Please start taking BJJ so you can know how to properly defend yourself. Having a thick neck does not protect the arteries in your neck from being squeezed until the blood stops going to your brain friend. These are blood chokes not air chokes.



I hit a monkey with one of these then its lights out like he didnt pay his bills, friend.

 

[melraH]

Escobar Caesar has returned

 

[FlyRy]

91 on MetaCritic

that's even more impressive because their grades are weighted

 

[kingdarius]

You gotta know where to hide your face when you're performing techniques. Its common for a human being to gouge at the face when being choked out. Please start taking BJJ so you can know how to properly defend yourself. Having a thick neck does not protect the arteries in your neck from being squeezed until the blood stops going to your brain friend. These are blood chokes not air chokes.



I hit a monkey with one of these then its lights out like he didnt pay his bills, friend.

plz go film yourself using jiujitsu on a silverback so we can end this convo and u can rest in peace

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Spoiler, But its really just a longer scene of the commercial they have now.

Saw the commercial of this and went.

Was not expecting thas shyt.

Kobra ain't playing with you humans.

 

[Conz]

"In the annals of sequels, Dawn is to Rise of the Planet of the Apes what The Empire Strikes Back was to Star Wars -- it's that much better."

that's kind of a stupid quote, Empire is the best SW movie, but saying it's "that much better" than the original is a total reach.

that being said, first one was great, can't wait for this shyt. and no boring ass Franco to drag it down

 

[DragonZord]

Yes but leverage and technique go a long way and no ape can escape a rear naked choke, friend.

Breh, I been doing martial arts for over 20 years and there ain't no way I would ever try to use BJJ or any other art against a freaking WILD ANIMAL......