Do yall really think the sorriest player in the NBA would be a God if he played us?

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yes.


He would score all the points easily and stop the best player on the opposing team, and that scrub NBA player wouldnt even be trying hard to do all that.

Think about it, 430 players are in the NBA. Thats 430 people out of 6.8 billion. And they all deserve to be there.

Derrick Fisher would dunk on you and block your jumper.
you idiot. Brian Scalarbine is 6'7" and 230 lbs and is in peak athletic condition. He is faster than you, stronger than you, and can jump higher than you. And he has better handles than you, a better J than you, and a better passer than you. You would get tea bagged by Brian Scalabrine.




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I seen some average office dude bust Michael Jordan's azz on youtube, stop makin' out these players to be super human. I am sure there are at least 5 guys on this forum who would give guys like Fisher problems. A lot of dudes don't make the NBA because of work ethic, family issues, gangs, etc, not because of a lack of physical ability. I got a cousin who's 6'7", can dribble with both hands, was averaging 25-30 ppg in high school as a junior. But he quit because he never liked it, he did it because his dad pressured him, he's a graphic designer now.
 

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A guy like Balkman, who purely made it to the league on hustle were to square off against a guy with legit experience it could be a game.

Balkman has zero handle or jumper.
against NBA players he looks like just a hustle man type.

against average people like us? His handle would look like Hot Sauce and his jumper would be like Ray Allen.

On top of that Balkman is 6'8" and an athlete.

You can keep thinking "oh they play this way in the NBA so I have a chance," and then realize you are not in the NBA and they are. He is a lot more skilled than most of us in here.
 

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I would say I could handle Joel Anthony...but that nikka 6'9 and I'd be getting my shyt sent back the whole time :sadcam:
 

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Why is basketball the only sport that people think they can compete with bench players?
 

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Why is basketball the only sport that people think they can compete with bench players?
because basketball is an easy sport to play at various levels so everyone thinks "I can do that." They also see these guys on TV and dont realize how big, strong, and athletic they are as well.

Most people are completely deluded in regards to how good NBA players are. Their entire life is dedicated to playing basketball and perfecting their craft, and they do it at the highest level possible.
 

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because basketball is an easy sport to play at various levels so everyone thinks "I can do that." They also see these guys on TV and dont realize how big, strong, and athletic they are as well.

Most people are completely deluded in regards to how good NBA players are. Their entire life is dedicated to playing basketball and perfecting their craft, and they do it at the highest level possible.

nope, if that were the case these lames would be better free throw shooters
 

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you idiot. Brian Scalarbine is 6'7" and 230 lbs and is in peak athletic condition. He is faster than you, stronger than you, and can jump higher than you. And he has better handles than you, a better J than you, and a better passer than you. You would get tea bagged by Brian Scalabrine.

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Just because nikkas aint in the NBA dont mean that they aren't better at certain things than other NBA players.

According to yall HS lebron wasn't better than the worse player in the NBA, because he was still in HS.

Lebron was 17-18 years old and ineligible to play in the NBA.

You are 23-24 years old and spend your days whacking off to porn from JBO and BGOL, and are very eligible for pro ball.

Think about that.


are you even being recruited by a school? Brian Scalabrine would steal your GF by the time the game is over and you gonna walk home and cry.

Explains a lot.

Coach said I got a spot if i stay on track:win:

a spot? yeah, you aint that good and have no chance of beating a scrub NBA player. Im sorry breh, Im sorry to break this news to you. I dont even have to watch any highlight tapes of you to know you aint good enough.

Good luck in life tho. I hope you are actually trying to gain an education.

This entire sequence.......:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:

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