Disney will Lose $50 million off SOLO

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Disney with Marvel:
Us: "Can we have a Black Panther movie, an incredible story arc spanning over 10 years+ worth of movies, an awesome Infinity War Story, and memorable moments that fans will never forget?"

Disney: Yes, my sweet children *kisses all of us gently on the forehead*

Disney with Star Wars:
Us: Can we get a Star Wars movie about Boba Fett, or maybe Obi Wan? How about a movie focusing on the force, or how about...."

Disney: "HERE'S A HAN SOLO MOVIE.

Us: "But we didn't ask..."

Disney: "SHUT UP. DONALD GLOVER IS LANDO. YOU DORKS HAPPY NOW?"

Us: "Wait, nobody wanted...:

Disney: "LANDO IS PANSEXUAL"

Us: :skip:
 

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Disney with Marvel:
Us: "Can we have a Black Panther movie, an incredible story arc spanning over 10 years+ worth of movies, an awesome Infinity War Story, and memorable moments that fans will never forget?"

Disney: Yes, my sweet children *kisses all of us gently on the forehead*

Disney with Star Wars:
Us: Can we get a Star Wars movie about Boba Fett, or maybe Obi Wan? How about a movie focusing on the force, or how about...."

Disney: "HERE'S A HAN SOLO MOVIE.

Us: "But we didn't ask..."

Disney: "SHUT UP. DONALD GLOVER IS LANDO. YOU DORKS HAPPY NOW?"

Us: "Wait, nobody wanted...:

Disney: "LANDO IS PANSEXUAL"

Us: :skip:
:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
 

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Disney with Marvel:
Us: "Can we have a Black Panther movie, an incredible story arc spanning over 10 years+ worth of movies, an awesome Infinity War Story, and memorable moments that fans will never forget?"

Disney: Yes, my sweet children *kisses all of us gently on the forehead*

Disney with Star Wars:
Us: Can we get a Star Wars movie about Boba Fett, or maybe Obi Wan? How about a movie focusing on the force, or how about...."

Disney: "HERE'S A HAN SOLO MOVIE.

Us: "But we didn't ask..."

Disney: "SHUT UP. DONALD GLOVER IS LANDO. YOU DORKS HAPPY NOW?"

Us: "Wait, nobody wanted...:

Disney: "LANDO IS PANSEXUAL"

Us: :skip:
lol hilarious.
 

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Disney with Marvel:
Us: "Can we have a Black Panther movie, an incredible story arc spanning over 10 years+ worth of movies, an awesome Infinity War Story, and memorable moments that fans will never forget?"

Disney: Ask Kevin, we leave him alone.

K-Fiege: Of course. It is what we do. Marvel *thumbs up*

Disney with Star Wars:
Us: Can we get a Star Wars movie about Boba Fett, or maybe Obi Wan? How about a movie focusing on the force, or how about...."

Disney: Ask Kathleen, we leave her alone.

Kathleen: Well, the force is female, and both of those males are just too highly skilled. But, we have a really cool new Han Solo movie that we have Ron Howard directing. You kids remember Opie, right?


Us: "But we didn't ask..."

Kathleen: Tsk Tsk. It is going to be great. We have a strong, fierce leading actress who is highly skilled in the movie. Far superior to Han. We have a daring young female rebel leader. Are you getting it? And...wait for it...we have a wonderful, empowering female droid fighting for equal rights for all droids. She is paired with the woke DeRay....I mean Donald Glover. He winds up changing her oil, if you know what I mean.

Us: "Wait, nobody wanted...:

Kathleen: "LANDO IS PANSEXUAL"

Us: :skip:

FIFY
 

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Disney with Marvel:
Us: "Can we have a Black Panther movie, an incredible story arc spanning over 10 years+ worth of movies, an awesome Infinity War Story, and memorable moments that fans will never forget?"

Disney: Yes, my sweet children *kisses all of us gently on the forehead*

Disney with Star Wars:
Us: Can we get a Star Wars movie about Boba Fett, or maybe Obi Wan? How about a movie focusing on the force, or how about...."

Disney: "HERE'S A HAN SOLO MOVIE.

Us: "But we didn't ask..."

Disney: "SHUT UP. DONALD GLOVER IS LANDO. YOU DORKS HAPPY NOW?"

Us: "Wait, nobody wanted...:

Disney: "LANDO IS PANSEXUAL"

Us: :skip:
Uh nobody wants a lame ass boba Fett movie buddy
 

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Uh nobody wants a lame ass boba Fett movie buddy

What about Boba's arc though?

After seeing his father's demise :picard:

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Only to suffer same the untimely death as his father :picard:

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Maybe not a lot of dialogue, but there is a lot of character development between these two horrific events.

A Quiet Fett, a Star Wars Movie. :troll:
 

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The only chance is Obi Wan...and revamping for new characters...

Lucas even said he didnt agree with piggybacking off his original characters
 

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maybe you shouldn't make movies no one is asking for :ohhh:

Good now they can stop making movies nobody asked for

Nobody asked for Guardians of the Galaxy and that was a huge hit.

If nobody asked for it, make it good enough so they say, "I didn't know I wanted this, but I do now :ooh:" Solo was decent, but it just wasn't good enough to do that.
 
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