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One of the dumbest questions ever askedwait...people actually like Star Wars???...
One of the dumbest questions ever askedwait...people actually like Star Wars???...
One of the dumbest questions ever asked
Death to the Star Wars franchise
Better than Last Jedi, tho
I thought it was aight, and was entertained, but Star Wars joints should be more than a passible sci-fi watch. Or, maybe we are realizing just how sensationaliezed the entire franchise is versus its actual quality. Marvel's weight in cinematic impact doesn't have the same history on its side, but it completely shyts all over the Star Wars existence.
Nobody gives or ever gave a fukk about Han Solo. Of all the characters you have in this universe, you give a movie dedicated to Han fukking Solo. I knew this movie was in trouble when everybody was focused on Glover as Lando instead of the God damn main character of the movie.
Another point: The villains drive Star Wars, not the fukking heroes.
I'm convinced the only "good guy" that fans care about is Luke, and that's only because he's on his super powered Goku steez now.
The heroes are boring and predictable where as the villains are predictable, but they do exciting shyt and aren't bound by the bytch ass "Jedi Way". Theyre killing fools left and right, using the force in exciting, murderous ways, and they look bad as shyt doing it (Darth Mauls whole fighting style, Vader taking out everybody at the end of Rouge One, Ren stopping the laser in mid air).
The worst thing Star Wars ever did was kill off Vader AND Maul and focus too much time on boring ass characters.
Nobody gives or ever gave a fukk about Han Solo. Of all the characters you have in this universe, you give a movie dedicated to Han fukking Solo. I knew this movie was in trouble when everybody was focused on Glover as Lando instead of the God damn main character of the movie.
Another point: The villains drive Star Wars, not the fukking heroes.
I'm convinced the only "good guy" that fans care about is Luke, and that's only because he's on his super powered Goku steez now.
The heroes are boring and predictable where as the villains are predictable, but they do exciting shyt and aren't bound by the bytch ass "Jedi Way". Theyre killing fools left and right, using the force in exciting, murderous ways, and they look bad as shyt doing it (Darth Mauls whole fighting style, Vader taking out everybody at the end of Rouge One, Ren stopping the laser in mid air).
The worst thing Star Wars ever did was kill off Vader AND Maul and focus too much time on boring ass characters.
I find this funny but true. Only good guys I ever gave a fukk about were Yoda, Obi & Mace. I literally don't care about anyone else but maybe Chewy. As a kid I liked the Ewoks.Villains? But people loved Yoda, Chewy, Han, Leiah, Luke, Obi Wan and Lando. They made Star Wars just as much as the Villains. The main Villains were just Vader and the Emperor in the movies. Maul was cool. Killed too quickly.
Ren is horrible as a Villain. He is a threat to nobody of significance, even with his force powers.
Worth it just to piss off neckbeardsDeath to the Star Wars franchise
Kathleen Kennedy will step down.
Rian Johnson will not get his own trilogy.
Every movie slated for the future, Bobba Fett, Obi-wan, etc will be re-evaluated.
Disney will course correct. The movies have been having a significant decline in box office success since TFA but Solo was the nail in the coffin.
Kathleen Kennedy will step down.
Rian Johnson will not get his own trilogy.
Every movie slated for the future, Bobba Fett, Obi-wan, etc will be re-evaluated.
Disney will course correct. The movies have been having a significant decline in box office success since TFA but Solo was the nail in the coffin.