Didn't last an hour on Hinge

[Fill Collins]

Breh Health Advisory: Post #4

Went on Hinge as a joke and I lasted 45 minutes

Actually matched with a woman, an actual one, and imagine Janice from the Sopranos but less worse and Black

I'm moderately attractive, I'll settle for a dud now and then, seemed alright, I wasn't gonna date her

She was 24 and watched Naruto brehs , that kind of woman, I told myself, "swear to God if she asks about pegging"

We got to talking, and there was sumn I ain't read on her profile had "U=U" in it

My stupid ass asked her what it meant, and before I deleted the app, our last conversation went like this



I'm a liberal, but I just can't do it

I was clearly Paulie

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

She could have changed for you breh
Should have gave her a chance

Could have molded her into your prototype wife who knows

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

I don't get it, what was the U=U thing?

 

[Fill Collins]

She could have changed for you breh
Should have gave her a chance

Could have molded her into your prototype wife who knows

My brother in Christ, she had a burned p*ssy she treats with pills

A chubby woman like that misses pills breh

I don't get it, what was the U=U thing?

It means they have an undetectable amount of the HIV virus in them if they take pills

Basically having sex with Magic

 

[Bunchy Carter]

Went on Hinge as a joke and I lasted 45 minutes

Actually matched with a woman, an actual one, and imagine Janice from the Sopranos but less worse and Black

I'm moderately attractive, I'll settle for a dud now and then, seemed alright, I wasn't gonna date her

She was 24 and watched Naruto brehs , that kind of woman, I told myself, "swear to God if she asks about pegging"

We got to talking, and there was sumn I ain't read on her profile had "U=U" in it

My stupid ass asked her what it meant, and before I deleted the app, our last conversation went like this



I'm a liberal, but I just can't do it

I was clearly Paulie

 

[Dont@Me]

you said she liked Naruto, so I thought U=U was some weebo shyt, like UwU

 

[Dont@Me]

My brother in Christ, she had a burned p*ssy she treats with pills

A chubby woman like that misses pills breh


It means they have an undetectable amount of the HIV virus in them if they take pills

Basically having sex with Magic

won't even ask you how

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

My brother in Christ, she had a burned p*ssy she treats with pills

A chubby woman like that misses pills breh


It means they have an undetectable amount of the HIV virus in them if they take pills

Basically having sex with Magic

I thought that meant she had big breasts
Yikes.
The UU look like it refers to that

How did you know that’s what it meant?
I’m out the game ,excuse my lack of knowledge

 

[cyndaquil]

My brother in Christ, she had a burned p*ssy she treats with pills

A chubby woman like that misses pills breh


It means they have an undetectable amount of the HIV virus in them if they take pills

Basically having sex with Magic

Well she probably does anal on the first date if you into that

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

The sopranos clip you posted makes sense now

 

[Black Mamba]

You matched with a fat bytch
I mean you went looking for it

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

Actually, matched with a woman, an actual one,

 

[Fill Collins]

I thought that meant she had big breasts
Yikes.
The UU look like it refers to that

How did you know that’s what it meant?
I’m out the game ,excuse my lack of knowledge

They were just about there

I asked her, it stands for Undetectable = Untransmittable

Means she has a minute amount of HIV, naw I ain't risking it, I told her thanks for being open about it and just deleted the mf, might be a sign

 

[Fill Collins]

You matched with a fat bytch
I mean you went looking for it

I don't mind piggies

I had to specify before some faggœt made a treh joke

 

[Fill Collins]

Well she probably does anal on the first date if you into that

That's what I saw too