Describe Your Favorite Movies in as Boring a Way as Possible

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Some white dude can't remember shyt except not to trust a guy named Teddy. Likes taking pictures, but is not a photographer in the slightest.

An African American man irrationally jealous of an African he don't even know. They fight in leotards, masked behind bad cgi.

A young man and an old man living on the same block try to use the old man's science car to get the young man back...to his home.

Memento
Black Panther
Back to the fewcha

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Wealthy foreigners live below their means on purpose.

A man's new pet has annoying side effects.

A boxer who never learned to block, tries to beat the champ.

A man experiences nocturnal abnormalities after his best friend is killed while hiking.

@Drew Wonder

 

[MartyMcFly]

Us government tries to retrieve parts of the president speech and not miss the deadline

 

[MartyMcFly]

@Drew Wonder

3 and 4 are rocky and an American werewolf in London, respectively. 2 could be pet semetary lol

 

[Deltron]

An old guy who's supposedly a scientist takes a younger guy in as his assistant, and they create inventive things. One invention turns out to be a car that has chronological parts, and transports the young guy back to his town in a familiar but different setting.

 

[TheNatureBoy]

Two friends spend their day at work talking about nothing.

Clerks

 

[TheNatureBoy]

An old guy who's supposedly a scientist takes a younger guy in as his assistant, and they create inventive things. One invention turns out to be a car that has chronological parts, and transports the young guy back to his town in a familiar but different setting.

Back to the Future

 

[MartyMcFly]

An old guy who's supposedly a scientist takes a younger guy in as his assistant, and they create inventive things. One invention turns out to be a car that has chronological parts, and transports the young guy back to his town in a familiar but different setting.

Back to the future

 

[Drew Wonder]

@Drew Wonder

Coming to America
Gremlins
Rocky
Not sure

 

[MartyMcFly]

Coming to America
Gremlins
Rocky
Not sure

Coming to America is it. Good call

 

[ciubaca]

In paris you can buy a beer at mcdonalds

 

[Deltron]

Mask, Mom, Man

 

[Monoblock]

A guy wakes up from a dream for the first time in his life.

A guy stops in town to get something to eat. Cop tells him otherwise.

A guy looks for a bride in a foreign land.

Co-workers/buddies invited to boss's beach house for the weekend.

Hitmen find suitcase

 

[MartyMcFly]

A guy wakes up from a dream for the first time in his life.

A guy stops in town to get something to eat. Cop tells him otherwise.

A guy looks for a bride in a foreign land.

Co-workers/buddies invited to boss's beach house for the weekend.

Hitmen find suitcase

Last two are weekend at Bernie’s and pulp fiction

 

[Piff Huxtable]

Woman doesn't want to eat cake, makes a scene and upsets her husband