Describe Your Favorite Movies in as Boring a Way as Possible

[Won Won]

Freedom fighter discovers his father is a mystical Space Nazi

 

[Wargames]

Kid gets lost and another kid helps him phone home

ET

 

[Wargames]

A guy travels back in time to have sex with his friend's mother. Bigger guy with a weird accent tries to stop him

Terminator

 

[Wargames]

1. Don't know
2. Goodfellas
3. Don't know
4. The Godfather
5. No Country for Old Men

1. Ghostbusters
3. Carlito’s Way

 

[H. Selassie]

A dude gets out of jail and becomes a community leader

A guy travels to a new city, gets a job, meets a girl

 

[OmegaK2099]

Some musician douche slaps his girl, does some soul searching, makes it up to her by singing a song in the end.

 

[Drew Wonder]

A dude gets out of jail and becomes a community leader

A guy travels to a new city, gets a job, meets a girl

1. Malcolm X
2. Not sure

 

[H. Selassie]

2. Not sure

Any extra details and it’s super obvious

 

[Gus Money]

Giant robots fight giant aliens at night in the rain.

A knockoff Mark Zuckerberg creates an android and then his most bland employee has a conversation with it.

Tom Cruise relives the same day over and over. Literally.

Theon from GOT kills a beagle.

A chimp named after salad dressing learns sign language.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Women play baseball 80 years ago

A dinosaur zoo gets inspected

Jurasic park

Freedom fighter discovers his father is a mystical Space Nazi

Star wars

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Some musician douche slaps his girl, does some soul searching, makes it up to her by singing a song in the end.

Purple rain

 

[Jean Jacket]

African breh and his best friend move to Queens from Africa to meet some chicks.
Got a job and impressed this light skin broad.
Took her back to Africa and married her.

 

[OmegaK2099]

Women play baseball 80 years ago

A league of their own?

 

[Jean Jacket]

A dude gets out of jail and becomes a community leader

A guy travels to a new city, gets a job, meets a girl

1. Malcolm X
2. Coming to America

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

A prisoner falsely accused prepares the guards and wardens taxes.


Random events result in random people experiencing random things.


An adolescent hangs out with the wrong crowd while living with his grandparents.

A child hallucinates but no one but a dead psychologist can help him get along with his mom.

A small boy learns the lessons of being on his own while his family goes on vacation.