Describe Your Favorite Movies in as Boring a Way as Possible

[Midrash]

A bunch of white people go to a historic zoo before it opens.

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

A man chooses a red pill over a blue pill. It's not a good trip, but he learns some stuff.

A boy rides with his estranged father in a trailer truck to learn life values, supposedly.

A group of disgruntled strangers meet in a cabin in the winter to sort out their differences.

 

[MartyMcFly]

A bunch of white people go to a historic zoo before it opens.

jurassic park

 

[ThaBoyBam]

some kids grow up together and get caught up in shyt

Juice

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Juice

very close
boyz n the hood

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

A rodent avoids his shadow, while some a$$hole relives the same day.

Some rich guy beats the shyt out of another guy for saving the planet, while killing a shyt load of people in the process. Ended up bonding in the end.

Some women end up stuck in an cave. Betrayal and demonic fukkery ensues.

A father makes the wrong decision after getting stuck in a truck with 3 other people at the end of the movie.

 

[DaylitoJames]

1. Older dude works at a video game company, an Adam Sandler movie without Adam in it, lead pawg looks like Velma

2. Old killer bytch gets popped in the head but doesn't die, decides to kill former co-workers, RZA on the tracks

3. A suicidal politician runs for president and talks mad shyt.... kinda forshadowed a lot of the current Trump bullshyt

 

[OmegaK2099]

A man chooses a red pill over a blue pill. It's not a good trip, but he learns some stuff.

A boy rides with his estranged father in a trailer truck to learn life values, supposedly.

A group of disgruntled strangers meet in a cabin in the winter to sort out their differences.

Over the Top?

 

[Ian Ahbaa f/ Area51]

joe blows the whole mufukkin truck up mufukka..

hint:greatest movie ever

 

[Mr. Negative]

dude gives a chick the world, she cheats and he reacts. She spends two movies mad about his reaction. #GMB

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

A crew deals with a life threatening danger because they overruled their ships most important protocol.

 

[jmegamar]

A guy goes to NY with his friend to find a wife

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Woman doesn't want to eat cake, makes a scene and upsets her husband

Lmfaoo what's love got to do with it

 

[jmegamar]

Guy invents a new suit and fights terrorists

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

An African American man irrationally jealous of an African he don't even know. They fight in leotards, masked behind bad cgi.

@Black Panther