Describe Your Favorite Movies in as Boring a Way as Possible

[H. Selassie]

A prisoner falsely accused prepares the guards and wardens taxes.


Random events result in random people experiencing random things.


An adolescent hangs out with the wrong crowd while living with his grandparents.

A child hallucinates but no one but a dead psychologist can help him get along with his mom.

A small boy learns the lessons of being on his own while his family goes on vacation.

1. Don’t know
2. Don’t know (The Butterfly Effect?)
3. Menace II Society
4. Sixth Sense
5. Home Alone

 

[H. Selassie]

A kid from the country grows up to live an eventful life

 

[Blankthawtz]

Black guy takes over a building to sell drugs and kills his fake brother.....

 

[H. Selassie]

Black guy takes over a building to sell drugs and kills his fake brother.....

New Jack City

 

[SunZoo]

2 dead ladies do their makeup.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Men in cosplay and makeup blowing up hospitals and bridges

 

[KevCo]

Two friends spend their day at work talking about nothing.

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

Some white dude can't remember shyt except not to trust a guy named Teddy. Likes taking pictures, but is not a photographer in the slightest.

An African American man irrationally jealous of an African he don't even know. They fight in leotards, masked behind bad cgi.

A young man and an old man living on the same block try to use the old man's science car to get the young man back...to his home.

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

Men in cosplay and makeup blowing up hospitals and bridges

The Dark Knight.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

The Dark Knight.

The Good The Bad and the Ugly would have also been an acceptable and correct answer

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

1. Don’t know
2. Don’t know (The Butterfly Effect?)
3. Menace II Society
4. Sixth Sense
5. Home Alone

I thought the first one was easy. Lol

2. Hint. Came out same year as #1.

 

[Tommy Fits]

1. Don't know
2. Goodfellas
3. Don't know
4. The Godfather
5. No Country for Old Men

The other two were Ghostbusters and Carlitos way

 

[Drew Wonder]

A prisoner falsely accused prepares the guards and wardens taxes.


Random events result in random people experiencing random things.


An adolescent hangs out with the wrong crowd while living with his grandparents.

A child hallucinates but no one but a dead psychologist can help him get along with his mom.

A small boy learns the lessons of being on his own while his family goes on vacation.

1. Shawshank Redemption
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Menace 2 Society
4. The Sixth Sense
5. Home Alone

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Wealthy foreigners live below their means on purpose.

A man's new pet has annoying side effects.

A boxer who never learned to block, tries to beat the champ.

A man experiences nocturnal abnormalities after his best friend is killed while hiking.

 

[Drew Wonder]

Giant robots fight giant aliens at night in the rain.

A knockoff Mark Zuckerberg creates an android and then his most bland employee has a conversation with it.

Tom Cruise relives the same day over and over. Literally.

Theon from GOT kills a beagle.

A chimp named after salad dressing learns sign language.

1. Pacific Rim
2. Ex Machina
3. Edge of Tomorrow
4. John Wick
5. Rise of the Planet of the Apes

 

[ThaBoyBam]

A kid from the country grows up to live an eventful life

Forest Gump