I go in to the office maybe 2x a month. When I go in, I sit next to this woman who can only be described as perfect. (Yea, she has a weave, idgaf, she's a goddamn dime). Looks like Tatiyana Ali, only prettier and FRIENDLY. So I've been getting to know her over the last couple months. We chat, she brings me coffee or something, I help w/ her computer problems. Classic friendzone stuff, but it's aight.
So yesterday I'm at the gym with my girl and her ass walks in wearing some gym shorts and a top that shows her stomach and brehs... she went from a 10 to an 11. She looks like those chicks in that "fitness model" thread. She walked up on me and said hi and I, introduced me to her man (who, turns out is inferior physically to me, muahahaha) and at that moment it just dawned on me how
my girl had become. I mean I could tell he had put on some weight lately but I felt like that old spice commericial where dude was saying,
"Look at me. Now look at your man, now back at me." Dawg I got legit depressed that I can't have her. Luckily I only see her 2x a month.
So yea that's the worst part of my job.