Darkseid came to earth and got his ass whipped in only 2 minutes

[dabestkeptsecret]

Yo this thread got me dying

- apokoLLips took that ax to the clavicle and tapped out

meanwhile thanos took stormbreaker to the heart and
Told him he should've went for the head
before erasing half the universe

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm just saying man and this nikka have the nerve to say after the portal closes..
"We will use the old ways".

Maan if you don't get the fukk outta here. The "new ways" was right in front of you literally two steps in front of you. He actually could've used the "old ways" by putting one foot in front of the other and walking in a straight line.

What were the old ways? He took the short way to get his ass kicked before he ascended he could take the short way to get his ass kicked too.

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[Czerka]

This thread has me dying

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Yo this thread got me dying

- apokoLLips took that ax to the clavicle and tapped out

meanwhile thanos took stormbreaker to the heart and
Told him he should've went for the head
before erasing half the universe

then went home and made some tea and watched the sunrise like

 

[wire28]

Steppenwolf spent the second half of the movie knowing darkseid was p*ssy but having to pretend like he was still a boss anyway

He told Darkseid the anti life equation was on earth and Darkseid was like "are you sure"

Steppenwolf was like "yeah nikka i'm sure I JUST SEEN THE shyt" "Come on down here and scoop it up"

Darkseid like "yeah uh......go ahead and uh...go ahead and finishing getting them mother boxes ...gone ahead and scorch the earth don't leave nothing alive and uh...make sure nothing is alive and when you do that hit me back...i'll get you another mirror in case this one breaks

Y’all are wildin

this thread is rafters status

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

then went home and made some tea and watched the sunrise like

Not only that but once he saw that he won in a different timeline, and they were trying to collect stones to reverse it, he could've just let it go. Collect the stones in his own time like and reset the entire universe...


But Thanos said fukk that . He went to an alternate timeline to stop them even though he didn't need to That's how committed he was.

 

[Chris Cool]

nikkas went back to living after thanos. Stark had a family and was content.

ain't no going back after darkseid.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

nikkas went back to living after thanos. Stark had a family and was content.

ain't no going back after darkseid.

nikka that was a dream


For all we know, he would've caught a second ass whipping had he stepped through that portal.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Yo this thread got me dying

- apokoLLips took that ax to the clavicle and tapped out

meanwhile thanos took stormbreaker to the heart and
Told him he should've went for the head
before erasing half the universe

Yooooooo

 

[Devilinurear]

Yall not going to talk about the similar story lines and how dc would have been first.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

then went home and made some tea and watched the sunrise like

What’s even funnier is a Thanos of the past saw his future and was like “Destiny fulfilled”


And he STILL wanted ALL the smoke

Darkseid wanted no parts on nothing

 

[chico25]

Finally watched this and had to bump this thread. Darkseid out here looking real funny in the light.

Got his ass whipped so bad he erased the location off his GPS.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

This was a fun thread

 

[WMG the 2nd]

then went home and made some tea and watched the sunrise like

nikka went and grew a farm while the avengers spent five years crying