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Dak is out, but we in the Fields of play- Dallas Cowboys 2020 season thread
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El Coupeacabra
Diamond Teeth Samurai
If we fukking hire Josh McDaniels I'm DONE brehs. Like actually actively fukking done
Keep that privileged bytch the fukk away from my football team
Keep that privileged bytch the fukk away from my football team
I made a list on CZ.
2011 Jets - Romo fumble on the goalline, block punt TD, then lose on a Nick Folk (just cut) kick.
2011 Lions, Up 24 points in the 3rd Q yet Garrett has Romo slinging the ball and he throws 2 pick sixes to start the second half.
2011 Patriots - Running the ball 3x with 4 minutes left in the game and punting back to Tom freaking Brady who drives down the field for the game winning TD.
2011 Cardinals - Icing our kicker on the GW field goal, misses the second kick.
2011 Giants - JPP blocks game-tying field goal.
2012 Seahawks - Get beaten to a pulp. Lee blindsided, nobody responds.
2012 Ravens - Abysmal clock management at the end forces Bailey to kick 51 yd GW FG, he misses.
2012 Giants - Go down 23-0 at home, Dez finger on backline endzone OOB.
2012 Redskins - Thanksgiving Day Massacre to RG3.
2012 Saints - Lose Wk 16 home game to hapless Saints which would have clinched the division.
2012 Redskins - lose Week17 winner take all on a Romo pick to the flats in the last 2 mins.
2013 Broncos - We score 48 points at home and have a QB who throws for 500yds and 5TDs and still lose.
2013 Lions - Calvin Johnson 329yds and Stafford QB sneak TD at the buzzer.
2013 Saints - Allow 40 first downs to the Saints (NFL record) & 625 total yards (franchise record).
2013 Bears - Team quits because of the cold.
2013 Packers - Matt Flynn coming back from 3 scores back in the 2nd half
2013 Eagles - Lose Week 17 winner takes division game at home.
2014 Eagles - Mark Sanchez Thanksgiving Massacre.
2014 Packers -Dez caught it but we gave up a 8pt lead to one-legged Rodgers.
2015 entire season - Go 1-11 without Romo.
2016 Giants - Terrance Williams inexplicably doesn't go out of bounds on GW drive, time runs out.
2016 Packers - Go down 21-3 in home playoff game, go pass-happy in RZ, lose opportunity at home Super Bowl.
2017 Broncos - Trevor Siemian turns into Dan Marino - 5 tds.
2017 Rams - Up 12 at home, McVay comes out of halftime and toys with Garrett for entire 2nd half.
2017 Packers - Rodgers slices and dices D in under 1 minute GW td drive.
2017 Falcons - Adrian Clayborn - 6 sacks, nuff said.
2017 Seahawks - Spend previous weeks destroying draft positioning only to lose home playoff-elimination game. Dez has crucial drop and fumble.
2018 Redskins - Snap infraction, Maher hits upright on GW field goal.
2018 Colts - Bullied for 4 quarters by Eberflus' defense.
2018 Rams - Give up nearly 300 yds rushing, lose to 2nd year head coach.
2019 Saints - Can't win w/out Brees
2019 Packers - Can't win w/out Davante Adams
2019 Jets - Lose to 0-4 team with a QB returning from mono.
2019 Vikings - Can't win w/out Thielen & Joseph. Choke away GW drive near GL.
2019 Patriots - One missed FG, one blocked punt, delay of game on punting unit, illegal shift on punting unit, three miss handled kickoff.
This is one of the most painful things I've read in a minute... when you just see all the failures laid out so neatly.
To me I knew we had a dumbass on our hands after that 2011 Patriots game when he ran the ball 3x and punted it back to TOM fukkING BRADY with 4 minutes left and let him score the GW touchdown.There's a lot of pain in this post fam.
2011 Cardinals - Icing our kicker on the GW field goal, misses the second kick.
2012 Ravens - Abysmal clock management at the end forces Bailey to kick 51 yd GW FG, he misses.
These two are when I wanted Garrett gone. It showed that he was a poor game manager and that he played too close to the vest. He always ran the offense conservatively for FGs and was happy to settle for them instead of being more aggressive. Because of that philosophy, always having a kicker that could hit from 50+ consistently was a gift and curse.
Those fanbases know what's coming entering the season. They aren't teased throughout the season like we are. Plus nobody watches their games. We've suffered dozens of gut-wrenching losses in front of the entire country on national TV for a decade. NOBODY HAS SUFFERED AS MUCH AS US. NOBODY.
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Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
This is one of the most painful things I've read in a minute... when you just see all the failures laid out so neatly.
And that's not including all of the suspensions, and former players leaving and having better careers (DWare winning a Super Bowl)
Rell84shots
Veteran
Are you trolling?Kinda sad to him go. He deserved better
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
I knew it. But honestly, I don't blame it... and I also don't blame Jerry Jones.Him and his boy (Scott Linehan) convinced Jerry that they didn't need Dez Bryant. And for the first half of last season, they offense looked like shyt.
Kellen Moore was at least able to get the most out of the passing game, and he didn't get sacked as much.
bytch made ass dude. Its obvious he had a hand in several key games when it came to the gameplan. He can't pin that on Kellen and as the head coach he needs to drop his nuts and take over if he feels so strongly about it. Glad he's gone.
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
But here's the thing. The fact that Garrett had to even ask tells you all you need to know
When they told him no, Garrett should've resigned. But he chose to stay and shovel shyt all year
scUM beat his girl and Garrett looked the other way just like Harbaugh. This bum should be cut if we get a competent coach
. @Regular_P check ya rep 
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This thread is depressing
2020 was supposed to be my year
2020 was supposed to be my year