Dak Does Dallas - The Dallas Cowboys '21 Offseason Thread

[PortCityProphet]

Like Tom Benson was any better.

Tom kicked his trash ass kids to the curb.
He aint all in the family like ya boy Jerrah

 

[El Bombi]

Tom kicked his trash ass kids to the curb.
He aint all in the family like ya boy Jerrah

But left the money to his gold digging 3rd wife.

 

[PortCityProphet]

But left the money to his gold digging 3rd wife.

Gayle with the good good earned that

 

[El Bombi]

Gayle with the good good earned that

Simp owner

 

[PortCityProphet]

Simp owner

Hard on entitled spoiled kids owner.
Enjoy 15 year old Jerry Jones the third heading the scouting department

 

[El Bombi]

Hard on entitled spoiled kids owner.
Enjoy 15 year old Jerry Jones the third heading the scouting department

Better than being ran by a known whore.

 

[PortCityProphet]

Better than being ran by a known whore.

Gayle with the good good is far from a whore

 

[El Bombi]

Gayle with the good good is far from a whore

She's no Eugenia Jones.

 

[PortCityProphet]

She's no Eugenia Jones.

bytch look like Jerry in drag.

Probably his aunt ole chicken fukkin owl muthafukker

 

[El Bombi]

bytch look like Jerry in drag.

Probably his aunt ole chicken fukkin owl muthafukker

A woman that was there before the money>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A gold digging 3rd wife

 

[PortCityProphet]

A woman that was there before the money>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A gold digging 3rd wife

A woman that looks like a woman

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

A woman that was there before the money>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A gold digging 3rd wife

But those horrible genes tho

 

[93 til]

W-what the fukk is this..

 

[dtownreppin214]

But those horrible genes tho

Hicks with money. They all look tacky as fukk.

 

[Trill McClay]

Oh and don't worry about the draft brehs, Trill McClay got ya covered.

Thanks to the mock draft simulator over on PFF I got three unlikely outcomes.


Option A: Trade into the top 5 for the future.

Option B: Traded back into the first round for Cheeto's replacement.

Option C: No trades in this one, not sure what what doing at QB.

Option D: Whatever bullshyt the Jones boys put together.