When I get invited over to a stranger or acquaintance's house, I would take huge shyts and not flush... and see if their dikkriding prevents them from telling me to flush and they just do it themselves 
D-bag things you'd do if you were a pro-athlete
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the artist known az
Hail the victors
I'd be on my Money Mayweather shyt 
taking pics of my betting slips "I won 125,000 on the Heat tonight"
Take pics of piles of money
Have Ray J playing the piano in my living room
I'd get the latest electronic device & break it in front of everyone in line waiting to get one
taking pics of my betting slips "I won 125,000 on the Heat tonight"
Take pics of piles of money
Have Ray J playing the piano in my living room
I'd get the latest electronic device & break it in front of everyone in line waiting to get one
If my team was up 120-95 with 6 seconds left in the game and I needed 1 rebound for a triple double.....I would just take the inbound pass in my own backcourt, run to my hoop, and purposely miss a layup so that it counts as my 10th rebound and my very first triple double
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gameover82
Pro
Go on sport shows and hit on female reports on some joe Namath shyt
Be responding wit colli smileys
reporter: Sir that was a great shot to win the game today
Me:
Reporter: *puzzled*
Translator: he says he didnt quite understand the question... Nevermind he got it. He says hell yes he did that, and that shot was nasty!
BlvdBrawler
Superstar
Ill get seg up for a dunk and all the fans anticipatin that shyt, the. You
nikka got me over here falling out my chair and shyt.
muzikfrk75
#4080
"Previously on Ready To Die"Basically, he "stole / blocked" my shot out of midair with one hand (that is, he grabbed my shot out of the air as soon as it left my hands) on back-to-back possessions, then told me I shouldn't feel bad because he was way bigger and way stronger than me and I shouldn't be able to shoot over him anyway.
that nikka hit you with the "good job good effort"lock this thread fellas. i think this covers pretty much all of the Coli Posters'.
Basically, he "stole / blocked" my shot out of midair with one hand (that is, he grabbed my shot out of the air as soon as it left my hands) on back-to-back possessions, then told me I shouldn't feel bad because he was way bigger and way stronger than me and I shouldn't be able to shoot over him anyway.
Damn Breh at least it wasn't a player we talk trash about like Kwame or perk . Imagine those niccas cause I know they are better than us but that would be so humbling perk dunking on me every play swatting shots
bulldozing me like a rag doll 
have you crying
I always said I wanted to do this one day with gas.
Just go to station and just run the gas on the ground like water for like 10 mins while lookin at ppl like
That's gotta be the ultimate d-bag move. also, I wanna just buy out an entire NBA arena on a night it wouldnt sell out any way and just play in front of empty stands. They prolly wouldnt even air it on TV.
Go to random dealerships and eavesdrop on a nikka sittin down financing a vehicle and interrupt and tell the salesman "nah, fukk wit me if u want yo commission lookin right. Im bout to cop 2 of them whips he TRYNA get financed"
That's so wrong.
But it'd be even more wrong if you left right after that and didn't buy anything. Now he done messed up his real sale too.
I'd be on my Money Mayweather shyt
taking pics of my betting slips "I won 125,000 on the Heat tonight"
Take pics of piles of money
Have Ray J playing the piano in my living room
I'd get the latest electronic device & break it in front of everyone in line waiting to get one
I think I would be real degrading to women lol and fukk my friends girls and they friends and be a giant a$$hole to women . The way women treat fame always makes me do the
so I would def be doing them dirty
I always said I wanted to do this one day with gas.
Just go to station and just run the gas on the ground like water.
also, I wanna just buy out an entire NBA arena on a night it wouldnt sell out any way and just play in front of empty stands.
Yeah. That's the shyt I'd do. I'd invite all my boys to sit behind the visiting bench talking shyt about the cats that needed to find a new barber.
Other shyt I'd do:
- Go to French Laundry and ask for some wangs and a 40
- Go to any 5 star restaurant and demand they cook my steak well done (Chefs HAAATTTTTE cooking steaks well done)
- I'd buy houses in Marin and the Hamptons then let me crazy cousins stay there
- I'd refuse all ESPN interviews unless I got "Tebow" coverage
- I would put it in my contract that at least one of my paychecks gets paid in cash and hand delivered by the owner of the team.
- If any women came up to me in the club and said her dude was there with her I'd make her introduce him, tell dude what happened and let him know he can get drinks on my tab, I'll even find him a dime to fukk with for the night, but the only catch is he gotta drop that bytch.
Ghostface Trillah
God-level poster
Just indecent proposal random regular chicks.
*walk in bar,store,club,etc...see regular dude holding his wife's hand*
*offers her some pocket change to commit acts that a jbo poster would think is obscene in their bed*
*walk out the place telling dude "don't worry, you'll get her back tomorrow" *
*autograph their copy of the videotape of what went down*
Or
Solicit all the decent looking poor and unfortunate chicks that I meet doing league mandatory charity work
*autograph their copy of the videotape of what went down*
Or
hit on fans girls
Fan: Can I have your autograph for my kids?
Me: Only if I can feel on your wife's titties
Fan:
Me: *indecent proposes her anyway*
*walk in bar,store,club,etc...see regular dude holding his wife's hand*
*offers her some pocket change to commit acts that a jbo poster would think is obscene in their bed*
*walk out the place telling dude "don't worry, you'll get her back tomorrow" *
*autograph their copy of the videotape of what went down*
Or
Solicit all the decent looking poor and unfortunate chicks that I meet doing league mandatory charity work
*autograph their copy of the videotape of what went down*
Or
hit on fans girls
Fan: Can I have your autograph for my kids?
Me: Only if I can feel on your wife's titties
Fan:
Me: *indecent proposes her anyway*