D-bag things you'd do if you were a pro-athlete

[the artist known az]

I always said I wanted to do this one day with gas.

Just go to station and just run the gas on the ground like water for like 10 mins while lookin at ppl like That's gotta be the ultimate d-bag move.


also, I wanna just buy out an entire NBA arena on a night it wouldnt sell out any way and just play in front of empty stands. They prolly wouldnt even air it on TV.

that's a real a$$hole move

Just thought of something else...In respect to the Gawd Derek Jeter

Date the finest women for a couple weeks, let them think we getting serious. Then one day out the blue, leave them an autographed ball saying "It's been nice"

 

[K-ZOE]

Kick broads outta my VIP section in the club for even the slightest flaw.

 

[Francis White]

go to restaurants order my food and eat then just walk out without paying

That one, you may reconsider, word gets around and people will do all types of things to your food, not to mention, you will get billed for it later.

 

[Born2BKing]

Act like Floyd Mayweather

 

[KiD WavE]

make shytty rap albums subliminally dissing the other team and demand they be played during warmups and every break

 

[YBE]

On black friday, Id buy out Wal-Mart for the day and shop alone

 

[Da King]

Promise the hometown team I will sign with them, only to sign with their rival because they offered an extra dollar

 

[HiphopRelated]

It's probably better to be the son(legitimate) than the player.

Access to all the money and none of the responsibility

The debauchery wouldn't stop

 

[unit321]

D-bag thing? I'd take a Prius and overhaul it. Remove the drivetrain, re-do the suspension layout from a rear-wheel drive Toyota Supra, install a gas guzzling engine from a Toyota Tundra. Then, I would drive the Prius in the HOV lanes where hybrids are allowed during rush hour even though I have no where important to go.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Be responding wit colli smileys
reporter: Sir that was a great shot to win the game today
Me:
Reporter: *puzzled*
Translator: he says he didnt quite understand the question... Nevermind he got it. He says hell yes he did that, and that shot was nasty!

Pos rep for the hilarity

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Do Some shyt Like This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nwoQ2b3k8Uo#t=153s

 

[MAKAVELI25]

go to restaurants order my food and eat then just walk out without paying

 

[gameover82]

just saying breh

 

[MAKAVELI25]

just saying breh

Negro, you could do that NOW

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

Just indecent proposal random regular chicks.

*walk in bar,store,club,etc...see regular dude holding his wife's hand*

*offers her some pocket change to commit acts that a jbo poster would think is obscene in their bed*

*walk out the place telling dude "don't worry, you'll get her back tomorrow" *

*autograph their copy of the videotape of what went down*

Or

Solicit all the decent looking poor and unfortunate chicks that I meet doing league mandatory charity work

*autograph their copy of the videotape of what went down*

Or

hit on fans girls

Fan: Can I have your autograph for my kids?
Me: Only if I can feel on your wife's titties
Fan:
Me: *indecent proposes her anyway*

i'd prob do something similar. Prob the most disrespectful think i could think of would be pulling a chick at disney world while she's there with her family. Not only are you straight disrespecting the dude in the most unexpected environment, but you're basically ruining her image as a mother. I mean how could a kid look at her mom with any type of respect after seeing her abandon u and your pops to get smashed lol.