D-bag things you'd do if you were a pro-athlete

[kevin arnold]

Regarding my original post, I heard Deion Sanders tel a story once about how Michael Irvin showed up to his house once in his full Dallas Cowboy outfit to take their kids to football practice.



college athletes at damn near every D1 school NEVER takeoff their sweats.

false. i went to a d-1

 

[FaTaL]

Basically, he "stole / blocked" my shot out of midair with one hand on back-to-back possessions, then told me I shouldn't feel bad because he was way bigger and way stronger than me and I shouldn't be able to shoot over him anyway.

 

[who_better_than_me]

-Refer to myselfd in third person..

-Have a tee-tee(the game)

-make fans sign a disclaimer if they lucky enough to receive my autograph

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I'd walk around in public with my game jersey on.

Dwayne Bowe, is that you??? That fool use to be in the clubs in KC with a few of his homeboys rocking his jersey with "DWAYNE" on one and "BOWE" on the other while another would be rocking a D-Bowe chain...ultimate d-bag move...then he was at the Pro Bowl around the big island rockin his own jersey...crazy part was the nikka wasn't even playin in the game He was just there

 

[duck]

i'd have a crown , a throne and a regal lookin robe built for me and i'd have it set up in the hotel lobby of whereever my opponents were scheduled to stay at...and when the walked in i'd just stare at them and sip my beer very slow like

 

[L&HH]

I would never answer people directly, but rather have an assistant that they would have to speak to first.

*fan asks for autograph*

*ignores fan*

*assistant asks fan what they want*

*fans tells assistant they want autograph*

*assistant whispers in my ear and says fan wants autograph*

*tells assistant to tell fan no*

*assistant tells fan no*

<------did this when he was on his evil Bron, me against the world shyt when he first got to MIA

 

[Da_Eggman]

id have sex with a lot of white chicks

 

[gameover82]

fans have to pay me if they want my autograph.....in public

 

[L&HH]

I thought it was corny when I was at OU. I never used to walk around with my football paraphernalia outside of the the teams sneakers. Cats thought I was corny for not touting it, but I thought it was just wack.

yea shyt is whack. I knew players at my school and nikkas would ask me if them nikkas really aint have no other clothes

 

[Techniec]

Id refer to myself in the 3rd person

and ruin alot of happy homes

 

[MustafaSTL]

Do every interview while holding and drinking a bottle of Henny XO

Matter of fact, I'd watch TV in the locker room while the media is waiting on me like Barry Bonds used to do.

Matter of fact, I'd do a lot of shyt that Barry did.

 

[arlowpear]

I'd be completely honest....

 

[Bilz]

I'd treat every police officer and security guard in the arena like shyt. It's one thing for players to act entitled but these fat old fukks wearing badges?

 

[Heretic]

Id love to be on that and tell em I dont take pictures wit no nikkas.
Also id love to do press conferences with a translator so reporters have to talk to my translator just so I can respond in english and have my translator translate perfectly good english back to them nikkas. Oh and another nikka just off camera translatin my shyt in sign language.

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Give out tickets to random fans after the game, tickets to the game that was just played.