D-bag things you'd do if you were a pro-athlete

[NYC Rebel]

without saying a word, just point at some random bird then at my dikk on some "here....this is for you" shyt.

 

[jadillac]

Walk around like Napolean with one hand tucked into my shirt.

Imagine the post game press conferences.

I'd get a vasectomy and tell every girl I'm boning that I want her to have my kid ASAP so I can carry on my lineage with her and start a family and support her forever and all that bullshyt. And then when she didn't get pregnant I'd tell her she wasn't good enough and there's something wrong with her and she's not who / what I thought she was and we can't see each other anymore.
I'd also never return phone calls.

Damn, that's cold breh.





















































But that's what those chicks from sites like BallerAlert would deserve.

 

[cleanface coney]

Id go to local rec center and gyms and shyt on nikkas hoop dreams

lol you gone have all type of D3 and Dleague nikkas waitin for you when you leave the gym

 

[bangbreh]

i'd bang all your wives/baby mommas/mommas/girlfriends and jumps...
tape it so they think they become famous for fukkin a pro nikka, and then blackmail all they're asses for what little cheeze they got

 

[He Who Posts Well]

I'd get a vasectomy and tell every girl I'm boning that I want her to have my kid ASAP so I can carry on my lineage with her and start a family and support her forever and all that bullshyt. And then when she didn't get pregnant I'd tell her she wasn't good enough and there's something wrong with her and she's not who / what I thought she was and we can't see each other anymore.
I'd also never return phone calls.

 

[Aje]

pretend I don't speak English like the homey Ichiro...

 

[kevin arnold]

I'd walk around in public with my game jersey on.

And if I wasn't the one driving, I'd go around wearing my full game uniform(helmet, pads, etc).

i've seen basketball players that go to ucla do it with warmups


just wear a t-shirt

 

[jadillac]

Regarding my original post, I heard Deion Sanders tel a story once about how Michael Irvin showed up to his house once in his full Dallas Cowboy outfit to take their kids to football practice.

i've seen basketball players that go to ucla do it with warmups


just wear a t-shirt

college athletes at damn near every D1 school NEVER takeoff their sweats.

 

[NYC Rebel]

Regarding my original post, I heard Deion Sanders tel a story once about how Michael Irvin showed up to his house once in his full Dallas Cowboy outfit to take their kids to football practice.



college athletes at damn near every D1 school NEVER takeoff their sweats.

I thought it was corny when I was at OU. I never used to walk around with my football paraphernalia outside of the the teams sneakers. Cats thought I was corny for not touting it, but I thought it was just wack.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I don't like returning phone calls breh.

 

[FaTaL]

Iguodala did this to me in real life. Not that I ever thought I'd go pro or anything, but he put into context just *how* far away I was from that level.

explain

 

[BlvdBrawler]

explain

Basically, he "stole / blocked" my shot out of midair with one hand (that is, he grabbed my shot out of the air as soon as it left my hands) on back-to-back possessions, then told me I shouldn't feel bad because he was way bigger and way stronger than me and I shouldn't be able to shoot over him anyway.

 

[gameover82]

go to restaurants order my food and eat then just walk out without paying

 

[gameover82]

Basically, he "stole / blocked" my shot out of midair with one hand on back-to-back possessions, then told me I shouldn't feel bad because he was way bigger and way stronger than me and I shouldn't be able to shoot over him anyway.

damn give you that polite ether too

 

[Cladyclad]

I would play good enough just to get a guranteed max nba deal. Then when i get that deal. I would just pull a Vin Baker mixed with JR Rider.i would just be lazy. Ill be so high and drunk almost everyday. I would get to the point where the team just buy me out. And then i could take my 80mil and invested it in wat i love the Porn industry.