the cac mamba
Veteran
must be awful :hovtrump:I wonder what post nut clarity is like with this thing...
Cyberskin >>>>> Real p*ssy !!!!
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Bumblebreh
Collecting honey and money
op soul must be on 
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'Whose p-ssy is this?'
You literally own that plastic p-ssy.
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You literally own that plastic p-ssy.
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So women can own a dildo and there's no stigma behind it, but let a man own a sex toy of his own and it's a problem? 
Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
Cabbage Patch
The Media scene in V is for Vendetta is the clue
In 15 years that won't matter, either.You wanna know how I know you ain’t slanging supreme meats out here.
I bet another pro is it reacts in the same way to your stroke as a real woman
Cherry 2000 was the truth.
Bumblebreh
Collecting honey and money
So women can own a dildo and there's no stigma behind it, but let a man own a sex toy of his own and it's a problem?
breh just stick to masturbation and we do not need sex toys to achieve an orgasm as we are the more simple gender when it comes to sex and ejaculation.
But women are more complex and hence in why they need toys.
SleezyBigSlim
Banned
Does it get loose?
ShadowBroker
Born of the Night
What color was it op?
Address_Unknown
Jesus Loves you...Your Cat doesn't. {#Dogset}
Breh gonna come home, all primed at the door and meet this nikka
YaThreadFloppedB!
The Patron Saint of Threads
So..... My
Came in the mail today. A birthday present I bought for myself
Tested homegirl out, and maaaaan this shyt right here had me like
It's perfect breh! I may never fukk a real bytch again
shyt feels just like a strippers ass feels, and it's 15 pounds so it's like you holding onto some real ass. It smacks and gets pounded like the real thing. This is better than the real thing in so many ways. I think every man should buy one, way better than fapping or being abstinent.
Pros:
1) No smell
2) No talking or actually having to interact with it
3) No condoms needed
4) No STD worries
5) No pregnancy scares
6) You don't gotta meet it's family or friends
7) It leaves you alone
8) It'll never lose or gain weight on you
9) Doesn't age
10) Can take it anywhere
I could literally keep going
Cons:
1) No titties or thighs
But I'm an ass man, so it's not a real loss.
But yeah man, this shyt is the future. I'ma fukk around and buy another one so we can have threesomes
Real p*ssy is good too, sometimes... But this shyt here !!!!
This shyt is the closest thing to utopia
2018 gonna be an amazing year
#nofap2018
Breh gonna come home, all primed at the door and meet this nikkaWearing that thang out like "Damn Breh, you home Early'n'shyt. Excuse yourself for 5 minutes, we got business."
And you know he'll get on the coli like "I just caught my bytch with a cac
