Cyberskin >>>>> Real p*ssy !!!!

[DPresidential]

In for the update about OP getting an infection due to not cleaning up the fake p*ssy. Have sex with mold brehs

Shun human interaction for rubber brehs

nikka is going to go the dr. and get diagnosed w/ asbestos poisoning. Damn


OP better keep track of that warranty expiration or you might fukk around and try to bring that shyt to an Ob/GYN in a Jansport bag.

Fcuk, I should have made those journal entries.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

I can just see OP crawling under someone's house with that joint

I see what you did there

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

nikka is going to go the dr. and get diagnosed w/ asbestos poisoning. Damn


OP better keep track of that warranty expiration or you might fukk around and try to bring that shyt to an Ob/GYN in a Jansport bag.

Fcuk, I should have made those journal entries.

Repped for the OB/GYN reference...

 

[MeachTheMonster]

at the cons just being missing titties and thighs

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

What's wrong with you f*cks

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

i ripped my fleshlight

This will never not be funny

 

[EBK String]

might as well fukk a dude if all you care about is a hole and booty meat

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

OP the type of dude that takes his doll girlfriend on a date.

 

[levitate]

They have a version with a bigger ass?

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Ayyyyoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

 

[DaPresident]

Only tips (no homo) that I can offer you at this point is remember it's plastic before you eat it out. It'll never moan or let you know if you doing it right.
Don't let your friends use/borrow it either


Oh yeah, wash it before/after each use fam.




If it gave you an STD tho...

 

[Carlton Banks]

Damn @BlackPearl The Empress you joined the shyt on AllEyez train too? You was the last brehette I thought was ok.





Brehs, you see how brehettes push you into the pawg life?

 

[3rdLetter]

I wonder what post nut clarity is like with this thing...

There's gotta be some brutal self reflecting

shyt probably hits real hard when you're cleaning it out

 

[newworldafro]

What kind of box did the box come in OP?

Quintuple entendres...I think

 

[semtex]

Lord please don’t ever let it get this bad for me. Amen.