Cyberskin >>>>> Real p*ssy !!!!

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

So..... My

Spoiler

Came in the mail today. A birthday present I bought for myself

Tested homegirl out, and maaaaan this shyt right here had me like

It's perfect breh! I may never fukk a real bytch again

shyt feels just like a strippers ass feels, and it's 15 pounds so it's like you holding onto some real ass. It smacks and gets pounded like the real thing. This is better than the real thing in so many ways. I think every man should buy one, way better than fapping or being abstinent.

Pros:

1) No smell

2) No talking or actually having to interact with it
3) No condoms needed

4) No STD worries

5) No pregnancy scares

6) You don't gotta meet it's family or friends
7) It leaves you alone

8) It'll never lose or gain weight on you
9) Doesn't age

10) Can take it anywhere


I could literally keep going

Cons:

1) No titties or thighs


But I'm an ass man, so it's not a real loss.

But yeah man, this shyt is the future. I'ma fukk around and buy another one so we can have threesomes

Real p*ssy is good too, sometimes... But this shyt here !!!!

This shyt is the closest thing to utopia
2018 gonna be an amazing year

This why you hate Black women... You get no p*ssy... Now you lame dikk brehs are synthetic pawging. Can't touch the real thing so how you know this feels better?

Your father must be proud

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Ya man called them shyts...

ASS UNITS





It's only 8am here. It's too early for this shyt!

 

[shutterguy]

I just read through this thread again here at work, I literally fell out of my office chair. This is Rafters worthy!



Threads like this is why The Coli is G.O.A.T. message board. If it isn't the topics, it's the fukkery of replies.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I just read through this thread again here at work, I literally fell out of my office chair. This is Rafters worthy!



Threads like this is why The Coli is G.O.A.T. message board. If it isn't the topics, it's the fukkery of replies.

I AGREE.
I was laying on my side on the train last night in fukking tears. Even the black folks were looking at me like I was some kind of nutcase.

 

[Carlton Banks]

This why you hate Black women... You get no p*ssy... Now you lame dikk brehs are synthetic pawging. Can't touch the real thing so how you know this feels better?

Your father must be proud

Stop, you're hurting my feelings

 

[director_of_bands]

thread reeks of phobia ...yall do know there are consequences for shaming right?...maybe he was born that way ...

 

[fortheblessings]

The only woman that can love and understand you is your mama.

Why you so hate filled dawg? Does it have something to do with the idol in your dp?

 

[Cynic]

Why you so hate filled dawg?

You should ask that question to your women breh

Man jailed for creepily staring at Glasgow pharmacy assistant through window

Oxford student who stabbed Tinder lover may be spared jail | Daily Mail Online

 

[fortheblessings]

You should ask that question to your women breh

Man jailed for creepily staring at Glasgow pharmacy assistant through window

Oxford student who stabbed Tinder lover may be spared jail | Daily Mail Online

Sharing a couple of daily mail tweets only proves your a cac, or a c00n, i live in London, and the paper has a reputation for being xenophobic, aswell as out an out racist

Expose yourselfs brehs



Anyways i'm going to leave you to your hate, good day

 

[Cynic]

 

[STAN JONES]

They got a fukking youtube channel for these shyts

Spoiler

 

[kwazzy100]

This nikka's journal entries would be

August 17, 2018

"...It was a heavy rain pattering against the windows of my apartment; no matter how much I tried to drown out the sound of it, I could hear it.

Pat...pat...pat...pat.

I almost lost it. I've abandoned everyone who ever loved me; former human friends stopped reaching out months ago - yet, there was the outside world, disguised as rain, almost knocking at my window as if to call me back to society.

I WILL NOT GO!!!

I've had my ups and downs but I no longer need them; they are snakes; thieves; soul suckers trying to take away my precious.

My precious...

But they don't know. She is the only one who loves me.

December 31, 2018

I have no matches!

I just want to destroy and burn it but I HAVE NO MATCHES!

Those fukking humans have done something to her! I just know it! It's color fading as if she were just some plastic action figure from yesteryear. A piece of her love hole has been rubbed into absolute disintegration and my sessions are spoiled as it has now exposed a "Made in Taiwan" branding.

I can't make love to her without her - MY PRECIOUS - constantly screaming and reminding me she is Taiwanese! I tell it to be silent but I've lost control!

I hear the fire works of those humans outside as I climax and in the afterglow I'm forever tortured by that concept those humans call "post nut clarity."

They've somehow brainwashed me into having thoughts that she's nothing more than a 3D printed Mattel Barbie doll hip piece.

I sit there and as I hear those fireworks, I'm here just disgustingly cleaning her out with multiple toothbrushes of former humans I used to have contact with.

When I find a match...tonight...we will burn forever.

Eternally.

AllEyez Wide Shut

Demonic shyt, friend.

This is top tier posting

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Man that natural scent be

Nothing beats the scent of a clean black women who takes cares of her self.

When that musk has that perfect amount of funk to it

Black, mixed black chicks just have a scent that makes me




Haven't come across a stanky black chick yet

White chicks be varying with a slight offstench I dont really like

 

[Genos]

You need to get a VR headset nikka

 

[shadowking]

Don't go through airport security with that shyt!

Might be awkward