Reality
Make your own luck.
Once again for the slow folks out there. You make your money when markets are down not when you buying at all time highs. This is the best time to DCA in Bitcoin and ETH. Same with the stock market this is the best time to DCA into blue chip stocks and the S&P 500 Index funds. Your older self will thank your younger self in the next 3 to 5 years.
This is way too simple a take, particularly for crypto, if you're paying attention. I don't think the bottom is in for either yet, and I definitely don't think the bolded horizon is a guarantee for decent returns if you buy now.
People keep applying the logic of what we've seen since like 2008 to this current market, and it's not real.