I cant believe i missed this thread. Even more surprising is the greatness of the wade sheam feud beating all proposed ideas. This is just an add on
So on a smackdown, hornswoggle helps Paige somehow after, earlier in the show, paige briefly tells sheamus its messed up how hes being treated and that old school british superiority complex is outdated and embarassing. Sheamus briefly says that he agrees and keeps walking by.
The Raw after is in Boston. Main event booked as Cener/Sheam vs Regal/Wade in a no DQ elimination tag match. Hornswoggle accompanies the faces to the ring. Paige is doing guest commentary.
Wade and Sheamus are in the ring after a while of typical tag back and forths...Sheamus gets the upperhand and has wade tied to the ropes facing paige for his ten punches. Hornswoggle is jumping up and down below. Paige gets up and chairshots swoggle to the head..then locks him into submission. Super cena comes for the save and scolds Paige but Regal catches cena by surprise with brass knuckles and busts cena wide open, drippin everywhere. Paige spits on hornswoggle.
Meanwhile, Sheam manages to get the irish curse back breaker for a two count..wade cheap shots him and tags in regal who again uses the brass knuckles. Tags wade back in for the finisher. Cena is getting carted off at this time because he has lost too much blood. They continue to pummel Sheamus until he's knocked out.
Paige grabs the mic and talks about how the irish are repugnant and soul less people..highly unattractive and have worse cuisine than they are unattractive, which is a big statement. She says they have the biggest warts of civilized human society, like a midget sideshow named hornswoggle, and the biggest dolts, like the naive and slow sheamus..as if he would think she would side with such an embarassing culture..one that is most famous for a famine and kissing a rock that people (including herself) have pissed on.
Paige kisses Wade on the cheek and gives him the mic..then Paige kisses the brass knuckles on Regal and laughs..then rubs her boot over sheamus' corpse. Wade starts by saying that no one here should be surprised. "The irish curse is still well in effect since Sheamus has yet to prove he has a set..he also has bad news for boston since john cena is being carted off right now after being blessed by the Regal Touch. The Irish must be allergic to such things..being the ingrates of western society that they are...and it couldnt have happened in a better example of the Irish...Boston...which is not even a country..but a city, in a state, in a country that is a failed British colony. The American hero, the Irish hero and a pathetic midget all laid at the feet of royalty. And to all you stupid Bostonians, u can wear all the celtic jerseys u want have get all the clovers u can but LUCK cannot defeat an EMPIRE".
Briefly off camera, Paige comes back into ring with a UK flag...she wraps it around Sheamus and Regal stands him up. Hornswoggle gets into the ring but is swiftly slammed back out by Wade. Sheamus comes to consciousness and realizes his situation and starts to yell and turn beet red...but Wade nails his finisher. Ending raw with Paige sitting on a dead sheamus and wade standing over her and regal taunting the crowd.