Craziest **** a girl said to u? ****ed up stories

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my parents packed all my clothes and told me i was going to a military school:sadbron:

but changed their mind and took the car away for a month:sadbron:

This sounds excessive like something from a movie or some shyt, like the older brother in Malcolm in the Middle.

You white? lol
 

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This sounds excessive like something from a movie or some shyt, like the older brother in Malcolm in the Middle.

You white? lol

no nikka

I'm from Louisiana

there is a historical military type school in Mississippi for black youths who get in trouble named Piney Woods

and most of the tuition is free
 

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if u dont stay with me and become my man i will cut my wrist and i said no and she did cut her wrist :snoop:
 

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D*mn, that nikka with the molested f*ckbuddies life is on some :whoa: shyt. I've heard the standard "im pregnant", "i want your baby", "hit me" etc etc. I guess the strangest thing wasn't actually something she said, it was a convo. I had a girl who I had been f*ckin' for a minute, and thought we were monogamous. I'm like :rudy:, but when I hit other girls, I think of you. She got turned on by that and proceeded to go down on me right there :what:
 

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dont know if this qualifies.

i remember this chick by the name of brittani one thing for each other or so i thought. we were friends and around this time she was dating this dude that use to mistreated her. as i type this i can think of a time when he took her car and she had to work. messed up part is it was storming that day (she told me this prior to befriending her). I remember her screaming on me after i told her she just leave dude. Cursing me and telling me all types of crazy shyt. she did wound up leaving dude after i left texas. but that situation kind of fukks with me even to this day.
 

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when I was in 10th grade i was fukking with this broad in my class who was a freak
i was a horny ass nikka and didnt give a fukk how many nikkas hit at the time

i would go to her crib and her mom and step father would be there and they allowed me to go to her room and we would fukk and they didnt care :what:

nikka my parents wouldnt let me take a broad to my room

so anyway after fukking one time-- she tole me she was molested by her father and later by her stepfather (the same nikka living there) and her mom knew about it and raped by one of her older brother's friends :mindblown:


one time i was sitting on her couch while she was in the kitchen with her mom and her niece came in (she was 5)

she walked up and said "want me to suck yo dikk" :mindblown:

i jumped up and ran in the kitchen

i dint tell them shyt tho
i was too shook

looking back i know that lil girl was molested too :sadcam:

:merchant:
 

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dont know if this qualifies.

i remember this chick by the name of brittani one thing for each other or so i thought. we were friends and around this time she was dating this dude that use to mistreated her. as i type this i can think of a time when he took her car and she had to work. messed up part is it was storming that day (she told me this prior to befriending her). I remember her screaming on me after i told her she just leave dude. Cursing me and telling me all types of crazy shyt. she did wound up leaving dude after i left texas. but that situation kind of fukks with me even to this day.

You wouldn't happen to of lived in Houston would u??? Lol....
 

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when I was in 10th grade i was fukking with this broad in my class who was a freak
i was a horny ass nikka and didnt give a fukk how many nikkas hit at the time

i would go to her crib and her mom and step father would be there and they allowed me to go to her room and we would fukk and they didnt care :what:

nikka my parents wouldnt let me take a broad to my room

so anyway after fukking one time-- she tole me she was molested by her father and later by her stepfather (the same nikka living there) and her mom knew about it and raped by one of her older brother's friends :mindblown:


one time i was sitting on her couch while she was in the kitchen with her mom and her niece came in (she was 5)

she walked up and said "want me to suck yo dikk" :mindblown:

i jumped up and ran in the kitchen

i dint tell them shyt tho
i was too shook

looking back i know that lil girl was molested too :sadcam:

i had a similar situation when i was living in the dominican republic. i was like 19 at the time and across the street from us lived this really fukked up puerto rican familiy. it was two brothers and a sister living there together. the neighbors said the woman used to be an addict and the two brothers were deported from the us for selling drugs (one of them was a big scary dude with a big ass buck fifty 50 on his face. he was nice when you spoke to him, but one day i watched him shoot somebody in the foot because he owed him money :damn:).

the woman had a daughter who was about 6 years old and she used to come over to our house a lot. she took a liking to me and always asked me to play with her. since she was living in this fukked up home i tried to be something of an older brother to her, until one day, she started telling me that she was in love with me. i told her she was way too young to be in love, that i was too old for her and that she should see me as her older brother. she said ok and dropped the subject. but half an hour later she climbed on my lap and basically agressively tried to molest me. i was like :ohmy::whoa:, pushed her away and she got down and started fumbling on my zipper :merchant:

i sent her home and told my mom the girl must have been molested, but over there the police is either looking like this
Policia-corrupto.jpg
or like this
policia-dominicana_323x216.jpg
, so you never call them. especially not on ex cons who'll shoot you in a money dispute. so the only thing we could do was not let her come over anymore. they moved away about half a year after that and i often wonder what became of that girl. it probably didn't end too well.
 

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:wow: at gc story what became of her breh?
first off let me add:

b 4 i was fukking with her she use to date this nikka i was on the football team with--
Peanut, he was a grade higher than her and me and dude got yoked up when he started taking supplements- he was a linebacker (i was a Dline and linbacker too) and this nikka use to beat her fukking ass in school:scusthov: i mean like punching her like a grown man

so that even add to how fukked up ole gurl was:facepalm:
but like i said b 4, i was a horny nikka back then and that easy p*ssy was hard to turn down

- yo i remember i took her to Popeyes one time and i swear she ate like a homeless man, i got her a 5 piece and she killed that shyt:sadbron: shyt was sad to me- like nikka my fam was poor but I was always fed

anyway, I stoped fukking with her cause she was basically going to get me killed if i kept going over to her crib-
brah i would see nikkas leaving when I was on my way there( I didnt give a fukk cause that wasnt my girl) but anyway this older nikka, who wasnt even in school (like in his 20's) threatned to shot me over that hoe:stopitslime: i was like fukk it and stoped fukking with her---

anyway after high school I went to college and my sophmore year she got married:scusthov: she had the nerve to invite my moms to it:aicmon: and my mom actually went:stopitslime:

one of my old classmates swear to God she did a few porns but i dont think that is true

***I have no ideal what happend to her niece
 

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i had a similar situation when i was living in the dominican republic. i was like 19 at the time and across the street from us lived this really fukked up puerto rican familiy. it was two brothers and a sister living there together. the neighbors said the woman used to be an addict and the two brothers were deported from the us for selling drugs (one of them was a big scary dude with a big ass buck fifty 50 on his face. he was nice when you spoke to him, but one day i watched him shoot somebody in the foot because he owed him money :damn:).

the woman had a daughter who was about 6 years old and she used to come over to our house a lot. she took a liking to me and always asked me to play with her. since she was living in this fukked up home i tried to be something of an older brother to her, until one day, she started telling me that she was in love with me. i told her she was way too young to be in love, that i was too old for her and that she should see me as her older brother. she said ok and dropped the subject. but half an hour later she climbed on my lap and basically agressively tried to molest me. i was like :ohmy::whoa:, pushed her away and she got down and started fumbling on my zipper :merchant:

i sent her home and told my mom the girl must have been molested, but over there the police is either looking like this
Policia-corrupto.jpg
or like this
policia-dominicana_323x216.jpg
, so you never call them. especially not on ex cons who'll shoot you in a money dispute. so the only thing we could do was not let her come over anymore. they moved away about half a year after that and i often wonder what became of that girl. it probably didn't end too well.
:sadbron: damm brah
 

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My roommate went off on me saying I'm tryna call her a dumbass because I saw her studying and asked her when her exam was.

ETA: I'm glad I'm the female so I don't have to deal with all that crazy shyt:win:
 
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