Could you take down a full grown male cassowary for 100k?

[Baka's Weird Case]

nah i like my internal organs a little too much for that

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

You'll need a vest at a minimum

a vest? nah you need what ridley had at the end of aliens

 

[BandOfGypsys]

Be scared of a nikka that doesn't do legs brehs

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Bruh most of y'all goofy ass nikkas are from cities like new York, philly, full of concrete. I'm from Texas, none of y'all nikkas know what it's like to wrestle with a wild animal armed with natural weapons. Y'all nikkas get spooked by a decent size dog. Pigeot would have y'all shytting bricks

Watch this nikka be from urban ass Houston, Dallas, or Austin!

 

[Tflasha]

We eating fried Cassaworry that night

Cassaworry: "We eating fried MeachTheMonster that night"

 

[Tflasha]

Watch this nikka be from urban ass Houston, Dallas, or Austin!

Be an idiot thinking any of those cities aren't country

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Be an idiot thinking any of those cities aren't country

U actually are too


nikka


Gtfoh



Urban cowboy ass goofy nikka.

 

[Daio]

I played Far Cry 3 they were a problem in that game

That game introduced me to these menaces

 

[Illuminatos]

I was gonna say yeah but then I saw that thing doing some Liu Kang flying kicks in that vid. Yeah I’m good.

 

[Oatmeal]

Sound like a damn Chevy small block with a bad idle

 

[jdubnyce]

Be scared of a nikka that doesn't do legs brehs

Fowl don't need legs when he's got these

Go one on one with a modern day Velociraptor breh

 

[Tflasha]

U actually are too


nikka


Gtfoh



Urban cowboy ass goofy nikka.

nikka mad cuz he was born in a dirty swamp or nowhere land like monroe where you from lake Charles or some other dump lump lump?. Cuz we know by your avi you ain't from Nola/Baton Rougerest in piss with the rest of them dirty rats you had to chase out your house growing up

 

[duckbutta]

They out here using rakes and shyt to fight this bird with velociraptor talons

nikka where the stick at

ANY animal that is to big for me to step on is automatically big enough for me to shoot

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

nikka mad cuz he was born in a dirty swamp or nowhere land like monroe where you from lake Charles or some other dump lump lump?. Cuz we know by your avi you ain't from Nola/Baton Rougerest in piss with the rest of them dirty rats you had to chase out your house growing up

Touched a nerve with this non Southern ass nikka. (Cause Texas not the South)


Born in New Orleans
Raised in the bayous of Tangipahoa Parish.

And yeah lil guy I was raised hunting and skinning my prey as a youngin while u was in that apartment watching Pokémon and eating Vinegar chips.

You don't know how to do manly shyt cause you a hallway nikka.

 

[murksiderock]

yeah sure why not

Yes run me my paper

I’ll fukk that bird up

I'm sorry but if you're a grown ass man that can't knock the lights out of that bird with a sturdy piece of wood

Give me a nail clipper and I'll have that thing on the grill in 20.

Because everyone is panicking and backing up, one swing gets him off balance, once you get a hold of the neck from the back it's over.

bait him in, side step, grab his neck, slam his lemon butt body into the ground then finish with the stick - easy money

That Cassowary will be playing with its life trying to step to me.

I'm better conditioned than him. He wont be able to keep me at bay forever.. might take a solid 60 mins before I deliver the death blow

Bet he tastes like chicken

I've seen that video, he's purposefully letting the bird hit the shield, bait it with the peice of wood, circle around to it's back, grab the neck apply leverage using a knee or foot. While It's writhing on the ground, pick up the wood and finish it.

that chicken never seen

52 blocks

for 100k? and i get a 2x4? sheeit...

I love these threads, yall nikkaa ...