Could you take down a full grown male cassowary for 100k?

[ISHIDA]

Minnesota hunter armed with knife kills 525-pound black bear during attack

A Minnesota man managed to kill a 525-pound black bear with a knife after the injured bear attacked a group of hunters early Saturday morning.

www.foxnews.com

Maybe you're just p*ssy

 

[Mowgli]

You have instincts that are just as deadly as that stupid ass bird if you chose to tap into them. Animals dont run shyt here, they just live here..

Do you think right hook from a real fighter would drop that bird. Do you think that birds ever been punched by a black man? It hurts.

 

[Oatmeal]

Looks like @Big Daddy's claws

This needs more daps, I remember reading that thread before I was able to register

 

[Hathaway]

Shid, I got sum for his ass if he try to run up

 

[Phitz]

You'll need a vest at a minimum

yeah, full body armor and an axe or sword and you can get the W

 

[Piff Perkins]

Lmao the way they had that bird expert walking towards to camera all dramatically to basically say “yea that nikka fukked up and now he’s dead.”

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I’ll be damned if I ever get killed by a fukking bird as long as I’m physically able to move.

 

[GreenGhxst]

they weight 97 lbs, none of yall stand a fukkin chance

a 97 lb bird breh

with 4 inch claws

 

[east]

this is light work for me since i can speak to birds. all i gotta do is tell them to throw the fight and we'll chop the pot, and that their 150k's gonna go towards an aviary for them and their bird boo.

 

[boogers]

those demons are like the dinosaurs of turkeys

 

[Jalether]

I'm terrified of large birds, so that's a NO



Emu, ostritch,cassowary et al are terrifying

 

[3rdWorld]

Thats a dinosaur..only a 1000 times smaller.

 

[Flexington]

Aussies lost a whole war to Emus and some of yall think you can take on a Cassowary

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Hell naw.



Fast fwd to 1:12

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Yes. I'll have it for lunch too.