Coronavirus Thread: Worldwide Pandemic
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levitate
I love you, you know.
I’ve surprisingly found more civility at Walmart than the local boujee super market.
Worthless Loser
Blackpilled
Uh, no. Cuomo is killing it now but put this aside, he's barely liked in his own state. Once swing states discover his gun policy/proposals in NY, they will decide to stick with Trump.
https://wwjnewsradio.radio.com/articles/gov-whitmer-expected-to-issue-shelter-in-place
Michigan brehs we bout to be on lockdown
If this was later in the year you know it would be a lockdown party on belle isle
lead story on the evening news 
Edit: Now with lyrics:
Somebody once told me
Corona's just a phony
Trump's not the sharpest tool in the she-ed.
He was looking kinda dumb
Not listening to the ones
That said that we all were gonna be dead.
.
Well, the sick start coming and they don't stop coming.
Tied to the ventilator, hit the ground running.
Didn't make sense not to breathe for fun.
Your lungs fill with fluid and your brain goes numb.
.
Nowhere to go, nothing to see
So what's wrong with being in quarantine?
You'll never spread it if you stay home.
Hoard toilet paper to prevent its growth!
.
Hey now, you've got corona.
Get your cough on, infect.
Hey now, you've got the virus.
Get your sneeze on, get rekt.
.
Covid is killing us all.
Only staying home saves your soul.
.
It's a hot flash and they say it gets hotter
Your fever's high now and you're choking on water.
But the anti-vaxxers beg to differ
Judging by their posts with the Instagram filters.
.
The medical supplies are getting stretched thin.
The light in the tunnel is getting pretty dim.
I'm waiting on the vaccine, how 'bout you?
Still stuck in quarantine with nothing to do.
.
Hey now, you've got corona.
Get your cough on, infect.
Hey now, you've got the virus.
Get your sneeze on, get rekt.
.
Covid is killing us all.
Only staying home saves your soul.
.
Somebody once asked
Could I spare some change for masks?
I need to get myself out of this state.
I said, "Yep, what a concept.
I could use some supplies myself
And we all still need to get paid."
.
Well, the sick start coming and they don't stop coming.
Tied to the ventilator, hit the ground running.
Didn't make sense not to breathe for fun.
Your lungs fill with fluid and your brain goes numb.
.
Nowhere to go, nothing to see
So what's wrong with being in quarantine?
You'll never spread it if you stay home.
Hoard toilet paper to prevent its growth!
.
Hey now, you've got corona.
Get your cough on, infect.
Hey now, you've got the virus.
Get your sneeze on, get rekt.
.
Covid is killing us all.
Only staying home saves your soul.
Corona's just a phony
Trump's not the sharpest tool in the she-ed.
He was looking kinda dumb
Not listening to the ones
That said that we all were gonna be dead.
.
Well, the sick start coming and they don't stop coming.
Tied to the ventilator, hit the ground running.
Didn't make sense not to breathe for fun.
Your lungs fill with fluid and your brain goes numb.
.
Nowhere to go, nothing to see
So what's wrong with being in quarantine?
You'll never spread it if you stay home.
Hoard toilet paper to prevent its growth!
.
Hey now, you've got corona.
Get your cough on, infect.
Hey now, you've got the virus.
Get your sneeze on, get rekt.
.
Covid is killing us all.
Only staying home saves your soul.
.
It's a hot flash and they say it gets hotter
Your fever's high now and you're choking on water.
But the anti-vaxxers beg to differ
Judging by their posts with the Instagram filters.
.
The medical supplies are getting stretched thin.
The light in the tunnel is getting pretty dim.
I'm waiting on the vaccine, how 'bout you?
Still stuck in quarantine with nothing to do.
.
Hey now, you've got corona.
Get your cough on, infect.
Hey now, you've got the virus.
Get your sneeze on, get rekt.
.
Covid is killing us all.
Only staying home saves your soul.
.
Somebody once asked
Could I spare some change for masks?
I need to get myself out of this state.
I said, "Yep, what a concept.
I could use some supplies myself
And we all still need to get paid."
.
Well, the sick start coming and they don't stop coming.
Tied to the ventilator, hit the ground running.
Didn't make sense not to breathe for fun.
Your lungs fill with fluid and your brain goes numb.
.
Nowhere to go, nothing to see
So what's wrong with being in quarantine?
You'll never spread it if you stay home.
Hoard toilet paper to prevent its growth!
.
Hey now, you've got corona.
Get your cough on, infect.
Hey now, you've got the virus.
Get your sneeze on, get rekt.
.
Covid is killing us all.
Only staying home saves your soul.
Breh, our boss in Germany told our US team that some of our Chinese team were going back to the office and the whole video chat was like
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Kyle C. Barker
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Piff Perkins
Veteran
He was HUD secretary under Clinton. Probably the most qualified governor in the nation right now, for this type of situation.
Shelter in place for my state is going to be announced tomorrow 
Trump is trying to get people to go out after 15 days to save his economy.
dude is a fukking asshat. Still doesn’t understand how this pandemic works. If everyone goes out after two weeks the economy will be fukked even worse
After a month, the Republicans would never recover from that decision.
Nope. If all you care about is beating Trump, he doesn't have nearly the same amount of name recognition Biden does outside of the Tri-State Area.
This article probably sums up why a lot of New Yorkers find him frustrating during normal times, but he's probably the perfect person to lead the response to a crisis like this: Andrew Cuomo Is the Control Freak We Need Right Now
I'll give credit where it's due, he's been doing as well as you'd hope a leader could do in this crisis. But in normal times, Cuomo can
